TONE YOUR BUTT WITHOUT EXERCISE

summertime_girl
summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
Whether you're a male or female the Curvassure butt toning system offers a convenient, easy replacement for traditional glute toning exercises. Now you can get a high, toned, sexy bottom without doing strenuous exercises, such as lunges and squats, without doing the latest DVD workout, in fact without doing anything at all. Curvassure does the work... you get the results.

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Anyone try this? Can I really skip out on the 6-7 workouts I do a week? Sweet! I've always wanted a toned butt.

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  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    looks more like a sex kit

    shorts- batteries- patches lube
  • STLBADGIRL
    STLBADGIRL Posts: 1,693 Member
    I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR EVERYONE'S RESPONSE.
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    2-3 fried chicken nights per week would be way more effective at toning up a butt
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    My butt is lilly white right now, I could use a bronze toner...
  • anj1030
    anj1030 Posts: 153 Member
    Thank GOD! I've wanted to stop eating healthy and working out...now I can!!! Thank you OP for sharing!!! :flowerforyou:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    lol this def falls under the To good to be true, you can't get something for nothing, there is no such thing as a free lunch, etc etc. But I love that they still try to sell this crap. Oh and you def don't need it ;)
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    My butt is lilly white right now, I could use a bronze toner...

    I'll rub it on for ya. You wouldn't want any missed spots.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    **Runs out to buy**
  • Cherimoose
    Cherimoose Posts: 5,208 Member
    We need stronger laws in this country. Companies should have to prove their gimmicks work.
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    Now no one will be able to say I'm not bootylicious.
  • jstout365
    jstout365 Posts: 1,686 Member
    No, I actually enjoy working out and a nice @ss is just a side effect of being a BAMF in the gym. Sorry, the only electrodes going near these glutes have nothing to do with "toning" it.
  • Gilbrod
    Gilbrod Posts: 1,216 Member
    We need stronger laws in this country. Companies should have to prove their gimmicks work.

    Agreed!
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    No, I actually enjoy working out and a nice @ss is just a side effect of being a BAMF in the gym. Sorry, the only electrodes going near these glutes have nothing to do with "toning" it.

    Now I'm totally curious as to what you're doing with electrodes on your glutes....
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    looks more like a sex kit

    shorts- batteries- patches lube

    kind of what I was thinking
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    Here are all my monies.

    BRB, going to go sew elastic panel into the sides of all my pants. Preparing for rapid expansion.
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    looks more like a sex kit

    shorts- batteries- patches lube

    a very complicated one

    what happened to old school self-care
  • CaptainHNNNGGG
    CaptainHNNNGGG Posts: 205 Member
    looks like a scam
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    I must have this!
  • anotherwarriorgirl
    anotherwarriorgirl Posts: 38 Member
    This looks like baloney, but I guarantee that they make a ton of money.
  • anj1030
    anj1030 Posts: 153 Member
    looks like a scam


    That's what SHE said.
  • haroon_awan
    haroon_awan Posts: 1,208 Member
    TONE YOUR BUTT WITHOUT EXERCISE

    BUILD MUSCLE WITHOUT RESISTANCE TRAINING

    RUN FASTER WITHOUT EVER RUNNING

    STAY FRESH WITHOUT TAKING A SHOWER

    GET MARRIED WITHOUT DATING

    BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT A MORTGAGE

    GET A JOB WITHOUT WORKING

    GET A DEGREE WITHOUT GOING TO UNIVERSITY

    LISTEN TO MUSIC WITHOUT ANY SOUND
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I think maybe, just maybe, I'll stick to barbell squats and deadlifts............
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    My butt is lilly white right now, I could use a bronze toner...

    I'll rub it on for ya. You wouldn't want any missed spots.
    D'awww. Your so thoughtful! Drops camo meggings...
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    This is sort of like that ab flexor thingy I've seen on TV...it says it replaces all ab workouts...
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Lightbulb moment: I wear these WHILE doing squats. Surely that will give me Jen Setler's *kitten* in no time, right?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    No, I actually enjoy working out and a nice @ss is just a side effect of being a BAMF in the gym. Sorry, the only electrodes going near these glutes have nothing to do with "toning" it.

    Now I'm totally curious as to what you're doing with electrodes on your glutes....
    She said "near" not "on", I think she means battery operated fun time.
  • LearnFromTheRed
    LearnFromTheRed Posts: 294 Member
    God DAMN these electric sex pants from Reynholm Industries!!
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    read up a little on it. For women and men....Electrode pads stimulate the muscles in strategic areas. Um, yeh...I see a few ER visits in the future when some idiot dude puts these on backwards and stimulates something else with those electrode pads.
  • randrews0407
    randrews0407 Posts: 216 Member
    I should create something comparable ... I could use a "get rich quick" scheme. I'll show my @ss to help sell the product, even though my shapely @ss comes from squats and genetics.
  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
    I think maybe, just maybe, I'll stick to barbell squats and deadlifts............

    Balls to that.

    Bring on the fried chicken and electric *kitten*!
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