TONE YOUR BUTT WITHOUT EXERCISE

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  • haroon_awan
    haroon_awan Posts: 1,208 Member
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    TONE YOUR BUTT WITHOUT EXERCISE

    BUILD MUSCLE WITHOUT RESISTANCE TRAINING

    RUN FASTER WITHOUT EVER RUNNING

    STAY FRESH WITHOUT TAKING A SHOWER

    GET MARRIED WITHOUT DATING

    BUY A HOUSE WITHOUT A MORTGAGE

    GET A JOB WITHOUT WORKING

    GET A DEGREE WITHOUT GOING TO UNIVERSITY

    LISTEN TO MUSIC WITHOUT ANY SOUND
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    I think maybe, just maybe, I'll stick to barbell squats and deadlifts............
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    My butt is lilly white right now, I could use a bronze toner...

    I'll rub it on for ya. You wouldn't want any missed spots.
    D'awww. Your so thoughtful! Drops camo meggings...
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
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    This is sort of like that ab flexor thingy I've seen on TV...it says it replaces all ab workouts...
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    Lightbulb moment: I wear these WHILE doing squats. Surely that will give me Jen Setler's *kitten* in no time, right?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    No, I actually enjoy working out and a nice @ss is just a side effect of being a BAMF in the gym. Sorry, the only electrodes going near these glutes have nothing to do with "toning" it.

    Now I'm totally curious as to what you're doing with electrodes on your glutes....
    She said "near" not "on", I think she means battery operated fun time.
  • LearnFromTheRed
    LearnFromTheRed Posts: 294 Member
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    God DAMN these electric sex pants from Reynholm Industries!!
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    read up a little on it. For women and men....Electrode pads stimulate the muscles in strategic areas. Um, yeh...I see a few ER visits in the future when some idiot dude puts these on backwards and stimulates something else with those electrode pads.
  • randrews0407
    randrews0407 Posts: 216 Member
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    I should create something comparable ... I could use a "get rich quick" scheme. I'll show my @ss to help sell the product, even though my shapely @ss comes from squats and genetics.
  • Elsie_Brownraisin
    Elsie_Brownraisin Posts: 786 Member
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    I think maybe, just maybe, I'll stick to barbell squats and deadlifts............

    Balls to that.

    Bring on the fried chicken and electric *kitten*!
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