Detoxing off "clean" foods... need input?

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
edited February 15 in Chit-Chat
i ate a banana earlier today, hence my dilemma. what should i detox with tonight? pizza, pop tarts, ice cream, or m&m's.

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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Pez. Cherry flavored Pez. What else is there?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Juice all of the above. You'll be cleansed.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Taco Bell if you take your cleansing seriously.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Pop tart ice cream sandwich and a diet Coke.
  • snazzyjazzy21
    snazzyjazzy21 Posts: 1,298 Member
    Banana chips. They feign healthy, while hiding their saturated fats in yellow goodness.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    also, possibly if i swish hershey's chocolate syrup in my mouth for 20 minutes and then spit it out, that may work as well. so add that to the listing.

    also, this poll is time sensitive. i can feel the toxinz building up in me as i sit here and type. :grumble:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Taco Bell if you take your cleansing seriously.

    oh yes. i take everything seriously. very seriously.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    There was also no mention of alcohol to kill off any of the toxins.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    The correct answer is ice cream. Cookies 'n' Cream.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    also, possibly if i swish hershey's chocolate syrup in my mouth for 20 minutes and then spit it out, that may work as well. so add that to the listing.

    also, this poll is time sensitive. i can feel the toxinz building up in me as i sit here and type. :grumble:

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  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    The correct answer is ice cream. Cookies 'n' Cream.

    I believe plain vanilla works since its the same color as the banana. But eat the whole container and write a thread tomorrow about eating too much ice cream...hehehehe
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    You can't spot-detox.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    also, possibly if i swish hershey's chocolate syrup in my mouth for 20 minutes and then spit it out, that may work as well. so add that to the listing.

    also, this poll is time sensitive. i can feel the toxinz building up in me as i sit here and type. :grumble:

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    May be my favorite gif ever. I love Stitch!!!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Taco Bell if you take your cleansing seriously.

    oh yes. i take everything seriously. very seriously.

    I say you should run for the border...IMMEDIATELY!
  • cavia
    cavia Posts: 457 Member
    You can't spot-detox.

    I love this answer.
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    Ice cream with chocolate syrup on top of a brownie
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Ice cream with chocolate syrup on top of a brownie

    Marry me.


    Crap I'm already married. Foiled again. *shakes fist at the sky*
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    All. The. Foodz. :wink:
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    Ice cream with chocolate syrup on top of a brownie
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    :love:
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    If he is in a deficit can he eat the brownie?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    also, possibly if i swish hershey's chocolate syrup in my mouth for 20 minutes and then spit it out, that may work as well. so add that to the listing.

    also, this poll is time sensitive. i can feel the toxinz building up in me as i sit here and type. :grumble:

    tumblr_ma9b0h5waa1qgb3u0o1_500_zps05b158f9.gif

    May be my favorite gif ever. I love Stitch!!!

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  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
    Pizza and put some ice cream on top.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    burritos, silly.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    also, possibly if i swish hershey's chocolate syrup in my mouth for 20 minutes and then spit it out, that may work as well. so add that to the listing.

    also, this poll is time sensitive. i can feel the toxinz building up in me as i sit here and type. :grumble:

    tumblr_ma9b0h5waa1qgb3u0o1_500_zps05b158f9.gif

    May be my favorite gif ever. I love Stitch!!!

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    :heart:
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    my answer will alway be........

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  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    The correct answer is ice cream. Cookies 'n' Cream.

    Always ice cream. But I prefer Thin Mint Ice Cream. Because ice cream is better with cookies in it.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    Well, the answer is obviously Sprite. Gifs don't lie.

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  • CompressedCarbon
    CompressedCarbon Posts: 357 Member
    Ice cream with chocolate syrup on top of a brownie

    Well *I'm* not married. Add m&ms and I'll propose.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Ice cream with chocolate syrup on top of a brownie

    Well *I'm* not married. Add m&ms and I'll propose.

    :cry:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Will you be making your pizza crust out of cauliflower?
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