Half the calories of any meal. (diet trick)

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  • Praying_Mantis
    Praying_Mantis Posts: 239 Member
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    Wait, you mean everyone didn't already know this?? I've been perfecting this method for YEARS.


    i love that my fire alarm doubles as a timer, saves counterspace. ;)

    :laugh: best response tbh

    +1
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,590 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Wanting2BSkinny
    Wanting2BSkinny Posts: 78
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    So funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DoNotSpamMe73
    DoNotSpamMe73 Posts: 286 Member
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    Drat, you stole my secret diet trick! It's okay, I've still got the old standby of "engage in a cleaning standoff with your housemates until there's no clean cookware in the entire house and just eat raw fruit and veg rather than give in and wash their dirty dishes". It'll be a best-seller!

    My partner does the dishes, which I guess isn't a bad thing. But he eats all the fruit and veg before I can get to it!!! Unless it's frozen.
  • gvheintz
    gvheintz Posts: 138 Member
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  • mandasauruss
    mandasauruss Posts: 12 Member
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    Wow, this is such a great idea! I usually just go for the put the food in the oven or the pot on the stove, and forget to turn on the heat. It COMPLETELY eliminates the calories.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Or cut it in half.

    And, since it's only half as many calories, you can eat twice as much!
  • x311Tifa
    x311Tifa Posts: 357 Member
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    oohhh... Done that. It was a sad day....

    I think I almost set the house on fire too. Can I cut my bills in half too?! Maybe even reduce to zero!
  • flatlndr
    flatlndr Posts: 713 Member
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    Ok so I have discovered an amazing way to half yes HALF the calories in your meals... are you ready?

    Quickly ... write a book about this secret technique, get all the fashion magazines to headline it, pitch on it Oprah, and make bazillions, before someone else does.
  • MamaRiss
    MamaRiss Posts: 481 Member
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    So DH was just helping me with my diet when he burned my breakfast this morning? What a sweetheart
  • amandakev88
    amandakev88 Posts: 328 Member
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    candy crush is a life ruiner
  • button777
    button777 Posts: 26 Member
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    Its my smoke alarm that usually lets everyone know dinner is ready x
  • lizzyclatworthy
    lizzyclatworthy Posts: 296 Member
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    candy crush is a life ruiner

    This. More than you could ever know!
  • brittk2013
    brittk2013 Posts: 141 Member
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    Thanks for the laugh today. I'll have to keep this in mind next time I attempt to cook. lol
  • LucreciaSkellenger
    LucreciaSkellenger Posts: 7 Member
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    Lmao! Yeah I know what you mean, I do that a lot with facebook, I keep thinking that 5 more minutes is not going to hurt it lol
  • 1stday13
    1stday13 Posts: 433 Member
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    Ok so I have discovered an amazing way to half yes HALF the calories in your meals... are you ready?

    I did this with rice today but I am sure it is applicable to most foods

    Whilst cooking the rice (or whatever) start playing candy crush saga and totally forget you have food cooking. Burn half the food to the bottom of the pan and be too darn lazy to start again.. Ta Da!

    Yeah, I am an idiot! :grumble:
    :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: :huh: :huh:
    :noway:
  • cheripugh1
    cheripugh1 Posts: 357 Member
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    Ok so I have discovered an amazing way to half yes HALF the calories in your meals... are you ready?

    I did this with rice today but I am sure it is applicable to most foods

    Whilst cooking the rice (or whatever) start playing candy crush saga and totally forget you have food cooking. Burn half the food to the bottom of the pan and be too darn lazy to start again.. Ta Da!

    Yeah, I am an idiot! :grumble:

    ROFLMBO.... just want I needed to see thank you!
  • ywalchle
    ywalchle Posts: 101 Member
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    Thanks for the chuckle!!!
  • RetiredAndLovingIt
    RetiredAndLovingIt Posts: 1,394 Member
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    Love this thread, so funny! It used to be that hubby would say dinner is ready, smoke alarm is going off. Doesn't happen too often now, guess I've gotten better?

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