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Looking Good in Latex

daydreamblighter
daydreamblighter Posts: 28
edited February 15 in Introduce Yourself
I'm going to a fetish club in May. I want to look good for it. I'll probably wear latex, which shows *everything*.

Today I weighed the heaviest I've ever weighed (87.2kg, male, 5ft 11in, BMI 26.8), so I decided it's time for some drastic action. I hate having man boobs and a belly. I've started re-using MyFitnessPal today after a looong break and I'm determined to eat healthily and exercise every day (walking and circuit training).

Ideally I like to lose just over 1kg (2.2 lbs) per week. It's a very tough goal. I expect I'll be hungry a lot. But it'll be worth it.

Ironically, no-one at the fetish club really cares what you look like, but it's a personal goal just for me.

Wish me luck!
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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Alrighty then. Good luck. It's nice to have goals...


    I totally thought this was going to be about looking good in bike shorts.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    If anyone wants to kill me, here's how to do it...
  • Anonycatgirl
    Anonycatgirl Posts: 502 Member
    Sounds like a worthy goal to me.
    Thank you for improving the view for everyone else at the event. Latex at home with your partner is a right. In public, it's more like a privilege. :wink:
  • buzhik
    buzhik Posts: 5
    Looks like you've found your motivation :) Good luck!
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    Latex at home with your partner is a right. In public, it's more like a privilege. :wink:

    Don't worry, I won't be wearing anything in public (the streets). I'll be getting changed at the club. And honestly, no-one in there cares. It's a place for people to be themselves and chill out without worrying what they look like... unlike most nightclubs.
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    I totally thought this was going to be about looking good in bike shorts.

    I already look good in bike shorts, it's my top half I'm worried about!
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    wouldn't it be a whole lot easier to just wear the latex under your cloths, instead of changing into it there?

    Is this an mfp meetup event? Love an invite.
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    Is this an mfp meetup event? Love an invite.

    Sadly not. It's also in the UK - I suspect slightly too far for you to travel from Texas!
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    Is this an mfp meetup event? Love an invite.

    Sadly not. It's also in the UK - I suspect slightly too far for you to travel from Texas!

    UK is a bit on the far side. God speed good sir, god speed.
    Hope we get pictures at least.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    All I can think of is Leslie Nielsen wearing a body condom in The Naked Gun
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    ben.affleck-daredevil.jpg

    We all have goals... like ruining a second superhero franchise.
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    All I can think of is Leslie Nielsen wearing a body condom in The Naked Gun

    You have ruined my surprise outfit. I'll have to start searching all over again now.
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    We all have goals... like ruining a second superhero franchise.

    If I can look that good in 9 weeks, I'll even affect the Daredevil accent.
  • somefitsomefat
    somefitsomefat Posts: 445 Member
    ben.affleck-daredevil.jpg

    We all have goals... like ruining a second superhero franchise.

    Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    "Latex- it's a privilege, not a right" Thanks for giving me a reason to quote Hackers


    good luck
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Goals. They're important.
  • ghuleh
    ghuleh Posts: 1
    Yaaay good luck! :D I always wear corsets to fetish clubs, which are quite handy to cover up the problem areas ;) But since you are guy and apparently not CD/TV you probably woulnd wanna put a corset on :D
  • Iknowsaur
    Iknowsaur Posts: 777 Member
    Now all I can do is picture a bunch of fat people in latex flopping around on one another.
    THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED.
    (Not directed at you, I'm here for weight loss and you brought up the latex :P)
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    That's a lot of pre-planning! It's months away.

    Good luck but remember..........pics or it didn't happen!!
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    Now all I can do is picture a bunch of fat people in latex flopping around on one another.
    THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED.
    (Not directed at you, I'm here for weight loss and you brought up the latex :P)

    Actually, I've been looking at the photo galleries of past events at this club and there are very few fat people. There are a hell of a lot of attractive people who are usually not wearing very much!
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    Yaaay good luck! :D I always wear corsets to fetish clubs, which are quite handy to cover up the problem areas ;) But since you are guy and apparently not CD/TV you probably woulnd wanna put a corset on :D

    I did consider a corset, and also a boob tube! I'm bi anyway, so I'm not worried about looking macho. I think I'll go for a sleeveless vest or maybe even a short-sleeved shirt. That will cover up most issues!
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    That's a lot of pre-planning! It's months away.

    Good luck but remember..........pics or it didn't happen!!

    It's only 9 weeks away!

    Pics? DEAL!!!
  • andreyadonna
    andreyadonna Posts: 70
    I have to say, Latex might be the best motivator anyone has ever had. I also think it's funny on a site that is all about acceptance and lifting each other up toward our goals, latex is the thing that makes people go "ew". I say, rock on. And remember your Talc Powder!
  • EyeOTS
    EyeOTS Posts: 362 Member
    *shrugs* Guess this was tmi for some folks.

    Good luck. Sounds like great motivation.


    2.2 pounds a week... 20 pounds in 9 weeks.. that's a going to take some serious commitment, but I've pulled similar numbers and have seen others pull similar numbers. Best of luck.
  • leeshults
    leeshults Posts: 223 Member
    Uh.....
    uh.....
    well....I'm just speechless for once in my life......
  • daydreamblighter
    daydreamblighter Posts: 28
    "Latex- it's a privilege, not a right" Thanks for giving me a reason to quote Hackers

    You inspired me to watch Hackers for the first time last night. It's funny what we thought was cool and hi-tech back in 1995!

    Also, the line is, "Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right" :) Spandex is quite different to latex!
  • husseycd
    husseycd Posts: 814 Member
    I recommend the faux latex--it's fabric, looks like latex, but actually breathes.

    Good luck! I know that stuff can be unforgiving, even the faux latex.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,199 Member
    OK, I only came in here, 'cause I was curious. Really.

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  • BigBadDougs
    BigBadDougs Posts: 155

    Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms.

    I know that's from Ja and Silent Bob - but dammit, I really enjoyed Phantoms.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    All I can think of is Leslie Nielsen wearing a body condom in The Naked Gun

    Ask and ye shall receive

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