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I just blew a line of of pure table sugar….

ndj1979
ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
edited February 16 in Chit-Chat
Does this mean I am addicted to sugar?????

yes, there were sugar strippers involved….

Replies

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I've got a clip of sweet tart singles...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    bro, I got some pixie sticks stashed around here somewhere…..
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    If there are strippers, then in
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    But did you do the line off the strippers *kitten*? If no, then not hardcore enough. If yes...well, time for rehab.
  • HawkeyeTy
    HawkeyeTy Posts: 681 Member
    But did you do the line off the strippers *kitten*? If no, then not hardcore enough. If yes...well, time for rehab.

    QFT.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    sounds like a solid preworkout haha
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I've got a clip of sweet tart singles...

    MFKN IN!

    I got three kids. Which one ya want?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    But did you do the line off the strippers *kitten*? If no, then not hardcore enough. If yes...well, time for rehab.

    oh yes, there was some sugar being snorted off of some stripper *kitten*….
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
    Obviously you're going to die. Sugar kills and you just ingested it in it's most evilest form!
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    But did you do the line off the strippers *kitten*? If no, then not hardcore enough. If yes...well, time for rehab.

    oh yes, there was some sugar being snorted off of some stripper *kitten*….

    intervention-1.jpg
  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    ur so ded, obv.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I think she can save you...

    i40o6s.jpg
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    But did you do the line off the strippers *kitten*? If no, then not hardcore enough. If yes...well, time for rehab.

    oh yes, there was some sugar being snorted off of some stripper *kitten*….

    intervention-1.jpg

    so I should go to SAA
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    Did you see the sugar plum fairy? If not i could hook you up with a top quality dealer...
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    bro, I got some pixie sticks stashed around here somewhere…..

    Pls, snorting those is like having lava shoot up your nostrils. Never again.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    bro, I got some pixie sticks stashed around here somewhere…..

    Pls, snorting those is like having lava shoot up your nostrils. Never again.

    yea but they have suuuuuuggggaaaaaarrrrrrr in them!!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Did you mix in cut glass to get into the bloodstream quicker?
  • Blue801
    Blue801 Posts: 442
    I think someone cut my stash with Splenda
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    call me when *kitten* gets real
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I think she can save you...

    i40o6s.jpg

    Lips like sugaaaaaaaaaar...sugar kisseeeeeessss
  • Sugar? Pft. try sweetnlow
  • jugojuice
    jugojuice Posts: 28 Member
    try snorting creatine off a gym bench then report back.
  • Bukovnik
    Bukovnik Posts: 18 Member
    I just reached for the healthy alternative . . . . a large bag of dark brown sugar . . . . using a tablespoon.

    The stuff's too thick and wet to use with a straw.
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    bro, I got some pixie sticks stashed around here somewhere…..

    On a really sad note i tried that back in middle school, burns like hell lol. Apparently it's now a fad with kids.
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    call me when *kitten* gets real

    Don't worry, we're gonna smash up some everlasting gobstoppers next.
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