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(NON)DIRTY WORDS OR PHRASES

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  • RayF24
    RayF24 Posts: 564 Member
    push it harder
  • ReginaldBrontosaurus
    ReginaldBrontosaurus Posts: 372 Member
    Workout buddy
  • Insert A into Slot B and turn
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    shocker
  • sbramsey5
    sbramsey5 Posts: 56 Member
    Bangkok
  • rear thruster
  • Is your *****cat too leaving hair on your couch, clean it up with the shticky
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
    Meat curtains
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    Can i use your hose
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Are you coming?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Meat curtains

    Can you give me a context where this is NOT dirty?

    And, windsurfing Mt. Baldy.
  • (At the doctor with a sore throat) "Is it hard to swallow?"
  • pus sy foot.
  • Shove it in my box (to mailman or mailroom worker)
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I giggle like a 12 y.o. boy every time I see the "Pocket Hose" commercial. Especially when this creepy dude starts fiddlin' in his pocket.
    NADxmXS.gif
  • I'm wet
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    I just wanted to touch base with you.
  • khurrambutt
    khurrambutt Posts: 260 Member
    Are you coming?
    ahhh yyyeeeasasss
  • pilatesXOpixie
    pilatesXOpixie Posts: 70 Member
    I giggle like a 12 y.o. boy every time I see the "Pocket Hose" commercial. Especially when this creepy dude starts fiddlin' in his pocket.
    NADxmXS.gif

    I don't know how I missed this!!! :laugh:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Absquatulate prematurely.
    I'm masticating.
  • xpsycholoverx
    xpsycholoverx Posts: 2 Member
    69..
  • ashleyblossom1
    ashleyblossom1 Posts: 699 Member
    Grazing the pasture
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Umm..I like bananas
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Mmm banana...
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Mmm banana...

    LMAO!!!
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    Absquatulate prematurely.

    Learnt a new word - Absquatulate!

    You absquatulated prematurely with my banana! :laugh:
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Absquatulate prematurely.

    Learnt a new word - Absquatulate!

    You absquatulated prematurely with my banana! :laugh:

    Absquatulate

    - (intransitive) To leave quickly or in a hurry; to take oneself off; to decamp; to depart, flee.
    - (leave quickly) abscond, decamp

    To take yourself off your banana prematurely? Interesting choice of words..
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
    Absquatulate prematurely.

    Learnt a new word - Absquatulate!

    You absquatulated prematurely with my banana! :laugh:

    Absquatulate

    - (intransitive) To leave quickly or in a hurry; to take oneself off; to decamp; to depart, flee.
    - (leave quickly) abscond, decamp

    To take yourself off your banana prematurely? Interesting choice of words..

    Absquatulate is a deeply silly word that means to make off with something or someone. Why say a thief ran away with your money when it's much more fun to say he absquatulated with it?

    So .... Person above ran away prematurely with my banana when i was going to give her an apple as well ... you see ..... :glasses:
  • NatiaGonitellie
    NatiaGonitellie Posts: 355 Member
    Spank The Monkey

    monkeyspank.jpg
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    That's what she said

    Puss in Boots cat in the background: ooh!
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