male habit appreciation.......lets compare

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Ahh the male species

    Male is not a species. It's half a species. Human is a species. If a species has only one gender in it due to reproducing asexually, then they're all female. If a species reproduces sexually, then it has both male and female, and they're the same species. If the species is sexually dimorphic males and females look somewhat different to each other, but they're still the same species. Things are only considered to be different species if mating produces either no offspring at all, or it produces infertile offspring. For example, if a horse mates with a donkey, the offspring is almost always infertile, hence horses and donkeys are not the same species. However, if a male human and female human mate the result is usually fertile offspring, hence them being members of the same species, albeit a somewhat sexually dimorphic one.

    Thanks for the lesson I'll take it. It's at least a little more positive than some of the other stuff thrown my way
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    How about the proverbial "poke in the back" at oh-dark-thirty in the middle of the night?

    FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!

    wtf man, I would jump on that (giggity) if that happened to me!
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Ok now I am confused what's with the POF, you keep bringing it up but I am not sure why, I never mentioned POF so you must have picked it up from somewhere, and are you saying only people on POF act like that? If so how do you know if you never did POF?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Ahh the male species

    Male is not a species. It's half a species. Human is a species. If a species has only one gender in it due to reproducing asexually, then they're all female. If a species reproduces sexually, then it has both male and female, and they're the same species. If the species is sexually dimorphic males and females look somewhat different to each other, but they're still the same species. Things are only considered to be different species if mating produces either no offspring at all, or it produces infertile offspring. For example, if a horse mates with a donkey, the offspring is almost always infertile, hence horses and donkeys are not the same species. However, if a male human and female human mate the result is usually fertile offspring, hence them being members of the same species, albeit a somewhat sexually dimorphic one.

    Thanks for the lesson I'll take it. It's at least a little more positive than some of the other stuff thrown my way

    glad you appreciate it :smile: I :heart: biology :flowerforyou:
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Here you go, compare away.

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    Lol dang guys I am just blown away with the crap I am getting from this post. I have obviously come across wrong. I am not complaining or man bashing I am saying these things I always liked about men that I noticed a lot of them do and have in common. Hence the appreciation. What's the deal?


    Do you not understand that picture?

    OMG I JUST NOW GET THIS PICTURE! And I'm Catholic, so I'm going to go back and crawl in shame. :laugh::drinker:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Ok now I am confused what's with the POF, you keep bringing it up but I am not sure why, I never mentioned POF so you must have picked it up from somewhere, and are you saying only people on POF act like that? If so how do you know if you never did POF?

    Um, I am actually not the person who introduced POF to the conversation.

    But it's being suggested because POF is kind of known for all of its creepers.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Ahh the male species, sometimes you just have to appreciate their quirky habits and one track minds. I have noticed certain similar habits when dating the male species over the years. I find their similar quirky habits, manly, adorable, amusing, cavemanish and at times just plain delicious. Here are a couple similarities I have found......

    When dating you can't walk by him without getting felt up, at least a graze
    When laying in your lap they fall asleep in .04 seconds
    When making out they love to take your hand.............to put it where they think it should be
    when you make food, even if you offer to make them something they say they are good, until you walk in with yours and then they want some (I learned to always make two anyway)

    Ladies help me out, do you agree or have any of your own? Guys you can give your two cents on the females I am sure we have our habits too

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    Um...

    Yeah...

    Stop dating guys from Plenty of Fish.

    um..... yeah..... I'm married

    You say that as if everyone knows that you are married, even though your profile is private and you are talking about dating.

    But yeah, definitely stay away from POF.

    lol I'm sorry my profile was on private so you couldn't accurately insult me lol I hate when people do that too, makes it way too hard when I have to assume things about them, I'll do better next time I promise. (just for the sake of not being misunderstood again lol I am teasing you, but come on you gotta think it's kind of funny that you call me out on having a private profile so you couldn't see if I was married or single so you could make a crack at me with the POF, or maybe you checked that after your comment. No bigs this post was supposed to be all in good fun and it didn't start that way but I would like to end it that way......try anyway, it's one of those welcome to the internet situations, you don't control crap on here and unfortunately like texting **** get's misinterpreted.

    Oh and dude, go feel up your wife for goodness sake, then steal a bite of her sandwich and sleep in her lap, she clearly stated earlier that she knows no guys who do this, she deserves the experience.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Ok now I am confused what's with the POF, you keep bringing it up but I am not sure why, I never mentioned POF so you must have picked it up from somewhere, and are you saying only people on POF act like that? If so how do you know if you never did POF?

    Um, I am actually not the person who introduced POF to the conversation.

    But it's being suggested because POF is kind of known for all of its creepers.

    Well hell, that's good to know I'll bare that in mind if I ever have to internet date, but that doesn't come until I need a second husband (JK, see it sucks cause now I feel like I gotta spell it out when I am making a joke, damn these internet eggshells)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Really? When I'm dating someone I tend to let me hand brush across their butt when passing them and such. Not talking about grabbing a boob in the produce section.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,188 Member
    This could easily be solved by just knowing that men only NEED a couple of things to be happy:

    Food
    Sex (with as little romancing as possible)
    And a good recliner

    Now how we attain these creates our habits.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    How about the proverbial "poke in the back" at oh-dark-thirty in the middle of the night?

    FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!

    SHHHHHHH...don't tell anybody, you'll ruin my image.

    Like Jeff Foxworthy said concerning men...and he's a man so I have to take it on expert authority..."I want a beer and I want to see something naked!"
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Dear OP, I think most people knew this was a thread of levity. Your sarcasm detector needs recalibrating.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Really? When I'm dating someone I tend to let me hand brush across their butt when passing them and such. Not talking about grabbing a boob in the produce section.

    I'm NOT supposed to do that?

    Le ooops. :blushing:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Dear OP, I think most people knew this was a thread of levity. Your sarcasm detector needs recalibrating.

    the first couple definitely were that way but after the first couple it just went downhill, But maybe it's me I have just always preferred sarcasm that was funny ;)
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Really? When I'm dating someone I tend to let me hand brush across their butt when passing them and such. Not talking about grabbing a boob in the produce section.

    Lol I actually tested my hubs on this one night, I just kept walking by because I noticed a pattern so I started counting......and it was a lot, literally almost everytime. So I called him out and we laughed, turns out he didn't even realize he was doing it.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Here you go, compare away.

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    Lol dang guys I am just blown away with the crap I am getting from this post. I have obviously come across wrong. I am not complaining or man bashing I am saying these things I always liked about men that I noticed a lot of them do and have in common. Hence the appreciation. What's the deal?


    Do you not understand that picture?

    OMG I JUST NOW GET THIS PICTURE! And I'm Catholic, so I'm going to go back and crawl in shame. :laugh::drinker:

    Now please, would you clarify this...Who has the one track mind?
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Wait just realized you are married to BJLeech right? So he really doesn't feel ya up, or fall asleep in your lap, or lovingly wants to sneak some of your food? *Sigh* girl you are missing out. But I see you have other things you like to do in common, so at least ya'll have something you like to do together.... noticed in other peoples posts today.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Wait just realized you are married to BJLeech right? So he really doesn't feel ya up, or fall asleep in your lap, or lovingly wants to sneak some of your food? *Sigh* girl you are missing out. But I see you have other things you like to do in common, so at least ya'll have something you like to do together.... noticed in other peoples posts today.


    Bjleech? Who is that cat? Never met him.

    I get it. You created a thread that flopped in a hilariously epic fashion, so you are feeling a bit defensive. Don't worry, the butthurt will pass soon.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Really? When I'm dating someone I tend to let me hand brush across their butt when passing them and such. Not talking about grabbing a boob in the produce section.

    Have guys I've dated have done those things, though not so routinely to be called a habit.

    Also that's not really the point of my posting this thread!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Really? When I'm dating someone I tend to let me hand brush across their butt when passing them and such. Not talking about grabbing a boob in the produce section.

    Have guys I've dated have done those things, though not so routinely to be called a habit.

    Also that's not really the point of my posting this thread!

    Why cant you just let me touch your butt, make me a sandwich,and be happy?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    What is this even about?

    Seriously, have read the OP 3 times and have no clues.

    *sigh*
    Today is not a good day for topic posting, this was just supposed to be a fun thread posting similar habits of the male persuasion purely for fun and out of boredom, and as always if you don't get good or fun comments right out of the gate the rest of the post ends up going in whatever direction the first few comments go.......so nevermind.

    No, I understand what this thread was supposed to be...

    None of the habits are anything I have ever known any guy to do. But I don't do POF, so I understand the confusion.

    Never had a guy touch your butt as you walked past?

    Um, not randomly. But then I tend toward guys who don't think they have the right to grab or grope just cause it's there and they feel like it. Grab/grope if we've been giving each other the eye or flirting sure -- but never if I am just talk by to get a glass of water.

    Like I said, I never did POF.

    Really? When I'm dating someone I tend to let me hand brush across their butt when passing them and such. Not talking about grabbing a boob in the produce section.

    Have guys I've dated have done those things, though not so routinely to be called a habit.

    Also that's not really the point of my posting this thread!

    Why cant you just let me touch your butt, make me a sandwich,and be happy?

    Ok, ok.... you've won me over with your sweet talk.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Ahh the male species, sometimes you just have to appreciate their quirky habits and one track minds. I have noticed certain similar habits when dating the male species over the years. I find their similar quirky habits, manly, adorable, amusing, cavemanish and at times just plain delicious. Here are a couple similarities I have found......

    When dating you can't walk by him without getting felt up, at least a graze
    When laying in your lap they fall asleep in .04 seconds
    When making out they love to take your hand.............to put it where they think it should be
    when you make food, even if you offer to make them something they say they are good, until you walk in with yours and then they want some (I learned to always make two anyway)

    Ladies help me out, do you agree or have any of your own? Guys you can give your two cents on the females I am sure we have our habits too

    You sound like you associate with real keepers.
    (Notsrs.)
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Ahh the male species, sometimes you just have to appreciate their quirky habits and one track minds. I have noticed certain similar habits when dating the male species over the years. I find their similar quirky habits, manly, adorable, amusing, cavemanish and at times just plain delicious. Here are a couple similarities I have found......

    When dating you can't walk by him without getting felt up, at least a graze
    When laying in your lap they fall asleep in .04 seconds
    When making out they love to take your hand.............to put it where they think it should be
    when you make food, even if you offer to make them something they say they are good, until you walk in with yours and then they want some (I learned to always make two anyway)

    Ladies help me out, do you agree or have any of your own? Guys you can give your two cents on the females I am sure we have our habits too

    You sound like you associate with real keepers.
    (Notsrs.)

    Don't say that to her! She will just accuse you of being in an unfulfilled relationship.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Ahh the male species, sometimes you just have to appreciate their quirky habits and one track minds. I have noticed certain similar habits when dating the male species over the years. I find their similar quirky habits, manly, adorable, amusing, cavemanish and at times just plain delicious. Here are a couple similarities I have found......

    When dating you can't walk by him without getting felt up, at least a graze
    When laying in your lap they fall asleep in .04 seconds
    When making out they love to take your hand.............to put it where they think it should be
    when you make food, even if you offer to make them something they say they are good, until you walk in with yours and then they want some (I learned to always make two anyway)

    Ladies help me out, do you agree or have any of your own? Guys you can give your two cents on the females I am sure we have our habits too

    You sound like you associate with real keepers.
    (Notsrs.)

    Don't say that to her! She will just accuse you of being in an unfulfilled relationship.

    If you re-read the OP, I'm pretty sure originally OP was describing her dog, then she realized she'd sound like a loser, so she added in the word "dating" and a few human characteristics (Caveman.)

    Then tries to play dumb when people confront her for being socially awkward.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Thread saved.

    Female habit I appreciate.
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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    Ahh the male species, sometimes you just have to appreciate their quirky habits and one track minds. I have noticed certain similar habits when dating the male species over the years. I find their similar quirky habits, manly, adorable, amusing, cavemanish and at times just plain delicious. Here are a couple similarities I have found......

    When dating you can't walk by him without getting felt up, at least a graze
    When laying in your lap they fall asleep in .04 seconds
    When making out they love to take your hand.............to put it where they think it should be
    when you make food, even if you offer to make them something they say they are good, until you walk in with yours and then they want some (I learned to always make two anyway)

    Ladies help me out, do you agree or have any of your own? Guys you can give your two cents on the females I am sure we have our habits too

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    Um...

    Yeah...

    Stop dating guys from Plenty of Fish.

    um..... yeah..... I'm married

    You say that as if everyone knows that you are married, even though your profile is private and you are talking about dating.

    But yeah, definitely stay away from POF.

    lol I'm sorry my profile was on private so you couldn't accurately insult me lol I hate when people do that too, makes it way too hard when I have to assume things about them, I'll do better next time I promise. (just for the sake of not being misunderstood again lol I am teasing you, but come on you gotta think it's kind of funny that you call me out on having a private profile so you couldn't see if I was married or single so you could make a crack at me with the POF, or maybe you checked that after your comment. No bigs this post was supposed to be all in good fun and it didn't start that way but I would like to end it that way......try anyway, it's one of those welcome to the internet situations, you don't control crap on here and unfortunately like texting **** get's misinterpreted.

    Oh and dude, go feel up your wife for goodness sake, then steal a bite of her sandwich and sleep in her lap, she clearly stated earlier that she knows no guys who do this, she deserves the experience.

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