That "one" relative that always creeps you out

ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 49,211 Member
edited February 16 in Chit-Chat
So birthday party this Saturday to go to and my relatives usually attend. I have this one aunt who has a mole right underneath her bottom lip THAT ALWAYS HAS 3 HAIRS growing out of it! And it always creeps me out when she comes to give me a kiss!

Ready for some stories.

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I can't think of any relatives that creep me out. Could that mean that I'm the one? I hope not.
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,211 Member
    I can't think of any relatives that creep me out. Could that mean that I'm the one? I hope not.
    :laugh: Yeah, I don't think anyone would think they were the creepy one. Now you got me wondering about myself too.:laugh:

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  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,953 Member
    My husband's step dad. They were staying at our house one time and I was in the kitchen making breakfast for everyone. He came in silently and stood REALLY close behind me without saying anything. I sensed him coming in and tried to step away but he followed so I stepped back and turned while holding the spatula in front of me to force a buffer zone and asked him what he needed. I don't remember what he said but I do remember being pretty creeped out by it. That was the last time my husband allowed them to stay here and we won't let our kids go to their house without us. There have been other concerning things with this guy but that was my big creeper moment with him. He always wants to give me a hug when I see him. I always turn at the very last second so he ends up with a side hug and I get away as quickly as possible. I'm really glad they live in another state and contact is limited!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I can only pick one?

    Impossible.
  • Aparz1
    Aparz1 Posts: 949
    My uncles friends hit on me... That's all I got... Not a lot of creeps in the fam
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    A relative of mine has a foot fetish when he gets drunk and wants to massage my friends feet... I have told one of them to not wear sandals around him.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    A relative of mine has a foot fetish when he gets drunk and wants to massage my friends feet... I have told one of them to not wear sandals around him.

    :noway:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I can't think of any relatives that creep me out. Could that mean that I'm the one? I hope not.
    :laugh: Yeah, I don't think anyone would think they were the creepy one. Now you got me wondering about myself too.:laugh:

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    I'm pretty sure I'm not. I know I can be a sarcastic perv here on MFP, but, after raising three girls and dealing with all their friends, I've always been very aware of boundaries and go out of my way to maintain boundaries.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    There has to be more creepy stories than this? c'mon people!

    I don't have any really creepy relatives, just an obnoxious alcoholic uncle. Harmless though.
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    So birthday party this Saturday to go to and my relatives usually attend. I have this one aunt who has a mole right underneath her bottom lip THAT ALWAYS HAS 3 HAIRS growing out of it! And it always creeps me out when she comes to give me a kiss!

    Ready for some stories.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    ALL of my relatives creep me out. Think "Deliverance."

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    No one's ever been happier to be adopted. I make sure everyone who's ever met any of my relatives knows it, too!
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    My hubby's uncle...I picture him as a Buffalo Bill type when he is alone at home

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    "it puts the lotion on"

    Hahaha!!!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    You are lucky. You've got only one creepy relative...
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Yeah, all you folks thinking your families are so jacked up that you can't pick just one.... thing of this. In my family, I'm the "normal" one.
  • wozkaa
    wozkaa Posts: 224 Member
    My oldest brother apparently stares at my tits if I'm wearing a low cut shirt at family gatherings.
    I never noticed but my other brother's wife told me...
    Ew. :sick:

    Not that surprised as he's always staring and commenting on other women in front of his wife, I guess he just saw tits and didn't know/care who they were attached to.
  • StArBeLLa87
    StArBeLLa87 Posts: 1,582 Member
    My brother cause he always comes to me when he finds a girlfriend and say she reminds him of me looks wise. lol umm why would you want your sister to look like your girlfriend lmao flattering but CREEEEEPY and WEIRD LOL
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    My uncle, could never tell if he was straight or gay....not that it makes a difference, but would like to know where I stood with him.... Strange..I know
  • enchantedgardener
    enchantedgardener Posts: 214 Member
    Oh dear.

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

    My aunt's current husband (uncle, but not related to me). He really likes to hug me goodbye. He's got that look in his eyes, the one some men have when they're hugging a lady they find hot. Yeah... It makes me a little uncomfortable. And I know I'm only about 8 years younger than he is, so I'm not 'too young' for him to find me hot. Yeah... He creeps me out because I *know* he's attracted to me.
  • kdeaux1959
    kdeaux1959 Posts: 2,675 Member
    I am the creepy one. J/K... I hope.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    There's a lot of irritating people, and a few total idiots, but nobody creepy.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    My uncle, could never tell if he was straight or gay....not that it makes a difference, but would like to know where I stood with him.... Strange..I know

    :huh: This is your uncle. I hope the only place you "stood with him" was as a relative.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    My uncle, could never tell if he was straight or gay....not that it makes a difference, but would like to know where I stood with him.... Strange..I know

    :huh: This is your uncle. I hope the only place you "stood with him" was as a relative.

    Exactly. Sexual orientation is irrelevant. You shouldn't be on your uncle's "potential partners list" either way. :noway:
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    My uncle, could never tell if he was straight or gay....not that it makes a difference, but would like to know where I stood with him.... Strange..I know

    :huh: This is your uncle. I hope the only place you "stood with him" was as a relative.
    No...nothing like that...I just could never tell. He never did anything to me. He was just always a bit off.
    Exactly. Sexual orientation is irrelevant. You shouldn't be on your uncle's "potential partners list" either way. :noway:
  • wozkaa
    wozkaa Posts: 224 Member
    My brother cause he always comes to me when he finds a girlfriend and say she reminds him of me looks wise. lol umm why would you want your sister to look like your girlfriend lmao flattering but CREEEEEPY and WEIRD LOL

    Oh good, another one with a creepy brother!
  • arcana7609
    arcana7609 Posts: 212 Member
    My niece looked around at my paintings and told me "you have a darkness inside you" so I guess that makes me the creepy one.

    :sad:
  • otter090812
    otter090812 Posts: 380 Member
    My father-in-law. Whenever we go to hug/kiss hello/goodbye we never seem to co-ordinate it right. If we miss the kiss on the cheek, I follow through with just the hug, but he almost always ends up kissing my neck too... shudder.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    My uncle's dog. He always looked like he wanted my breakfast. Or me. For breakfast.
  • angdpowers
    angdpowers Posts: 311 Member
    I can only pick one?

    Impossible.

    ^^ Seriously!!! That's what I'm sayin!!

    I'm like no, I don't kiss relatives on the lips.
    No, I don't want you rubbing your hand on back.
    No, I can hear you, you don't need to be so close I can feel your breath & spit on my face.
    No, I don't want to see anything "weird"

    hahaha Omg! I could go on FOREVER!
    But it gives me ammo for a good laugh later so I'm not totally full of creepy-hateraid! :)
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I don't have a relative that creeps me out.. HOWEVER.. When I go to Panama, I'll see if I'm able to "find" that relative.. As there are a lot of family members that I do not know!
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