I ruined my diet guys *sarcasm*
SillaWinchester
Posts: 363 Member
No, it's not one of those posts lol
Last night I ate oatmeal for dinner at a friends house while they had pizza and my friends mom giggled and goes "Are you on a diet since you're eating oatmeal?".... really? Shoooot, I just like oatmeal.
Then later that night I bought a lunchable because I was wanting a snack and after I got done eating the meal part, I reach for my oreo and in the most SNARKY, rude, condescending tone ever, my friend goes, "You're going to ruin your diet if you eat that."
So guys, I just wanted to tell you that I started my diet last night cause I ate oatmeal then I ruined it cause I ate an oreo. Whoops. I'm so ashamed.
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Last night I ate oatmeal for dinner at a friends house while they had pizza and my friends mom giggled and goes "Are you on a diet since you're eating oatmeal?".... really? Shoooot, I just like oatmeal.
Then later that night I bought a lunchable because I was wanting a snack and after I got done eating the meal part, I reach for my oreo and in the most SNARKY, rude, condescending tone ever, my friend goes, "You're going to ruin your diet if you eat that."
So guys, I just wanted to tell you that I started my diet last night cause I ate oatmeal then I ruined it cause I ate an oreo. Whoops. I'm so ashamed.
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People in my office have noticed that I've dropped a fair couple of pounds. They look at me really weird when I walk in with an Arby's Ruben Sandwich.0
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Last night I ate oatmeal for dinner at a friends house while they had pizza
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Last night I ate oatmeal for dinner at a friends house while they had pizza
Oh! Explanation is that my best friend works at that pizza joint so I've had waaaaaay too much pizza lately and I'm getting tired of it. Horrible... I know.
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People in my office have noticed that I've dropped a fair couple of pounds. They look at me really weird when I walk in with an Arby's Ruben Sandwich.
Because they all know you have to eat diet bars and vitamin water to lose weight! (Good job on getting people to notice though!)0 -
People in my office have noticed that I've dropped a fair couple of pounds. They look at me really weird when I walk in with an Arby's Ruben Sandwich.
But that sandwich would be so much better if they grilled it!0 -
People in my office have noticed that I've dropped a fair couple of pounds. They look at me really weird when I walk in with an Arby's Ruben Sandwich.
But that sandwich would be so much better if they grilled it!
God, I know - or just toast the bread a little. But it's still darn good.
When I was a kid we made Rubens. We would wrap them in foil and bake them in the oven. Loved that.0 -
I had a huge salad for lunch today at work and I wanted something small and sweet and as I was standing at the vending machine a girl stalled past me. I was like "I haven't decided yet if you want to go." She goes "I don't want anything from there. It's not healthy." I said "well I had all my healthy stuff at lunch so I was just gonna get something sweet." She rolls her eyes and goes "I guess if that's how you do it...." and walked away. I thought yeah chick it is how I do and I've lost weight doing it that way. I can eat mainly veggies and protein and a small sweet after and have success.0
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My husband does this to me. I use to drink Pepsi all day every day and now it's down to maybe 1 every 2 or 3 weeks but everytime I do drink one he is always like your gonna mess up your diet doing that. Some people lol0
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I just ate a cupcake for dinner and it was really good. It was "clean"! I didn't drop it on the floor or anything!0
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I had a huge salad for lunch today at work and I wanted something small and sweet and as I was standing at the vending machine a girl stalled past me. I was like "I haven't decided yet if you want to go." She goes "I don't want anything from there. It's not healthy." I said "well I had all my healthy stuff at lunch so I was just gonna get something sweet." She rolls her eyes and goes "I guess if that's how you do it...." and walked away. I thought yeah chick it is how I do and I've lost weight doing it that way. I can eat mainly veggies and protein and a small sweet after and have success.
Sounds like you and I lose weight the same way! We win.
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I just ate a cupcake for dinner and it was really good. It was "clean"! I didn't drop it on the floor or anything!
HAHAHA
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My husband does this to me. I use to drink Pepsi all day every day and now it's down to maybe 1 every 2 or 3 weeks but everytime I do drink one he is always like your gonna mess up your diet doing that. Some people lol
Some people, for sure!0 -
I hate class parties for that reason. Usually just have sum junk food to blend in, but id sorta break a snake in half so id end up saying i had two wen i only took one XP
Stupid i know, but hey, it keeps my friends from noticing 0 -
I had a Snicker's Ice Cream bad last night, and enjoyed every single bite of it. No one around here questions me anymore. The last time they did I made a snarky comment, "Yup....lost 35 lbs, off the 'fat boy' program and ran a half marathon and still ate candy bars. Maybe if you didn't yo-yo your diet by only eatting 15 eggs a day to try and hit weigh ins you wouldn't be getting kicked out...just saying." Yeah that shut them up.0
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I had a Snicker's Ice Cream bad last night, and enjoyed every single bite of it. No one around here questions me anymore. The last time they did I made a snarky comment, "Yup....lost 35 lbs, off the 'fat boy' program and ran a half marathon and still ate candy bars. Maybe if you didn't yo-yo your diet by only eatting 15 eggs a day to try and hit weigh ins you wouldn't be getting kicked out...just saying." Yeah that shut them up.
Go girl!! :-)))0 -
I had a Snicker's Ice Cream bad last night, and enjoyed every single bite of it. No one around here questions me anymore. The last time they did I made a snarky comment, "Yup....lost 35 lbs, off the 'fat boy' program and ran a half marathon and still ate candy bars. Maybe if you didn't yo-yo your diet by only eatting 15 eggs a day to try and hit weigh ins you wouldn't be getting kicked out...just saying." Yeah that shut them up.
You're my hero!0 -
My husband does this to me. I use to drink Pepsi all day every day and now it's down to maybe 1 every 2 or 3 weeks but everytime I do drink one he is always like your gonna mess up your diet doing that. Some people lol
My boyfriend does this to me sometimes about cookies, but I know he doesn't mean "ruin" my diet he means, are you sure you're just going to eat ONE cookie and not ALL the cookies. It probably comes from a place of love, but he just isn't good at expressing it.
Also, WTG with cutting pepsi, soda is addicting!0 -
That one Oreo really could undo all your progress tho. I mean, you lost the weight with just one salad, right?0
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That one Oreo really could undo all your progress tho. I mean, you lost the weight with just one salad, right?
FTW0
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