If you were an animal, what would you be?

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  • 3P0X
    3P0X Posts: 302
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  • Abevemi
    Abevemi Posts: 54 Member
    I would be a Dolphin. I love solitary time, but with a bit of company now and again :)
  • 3P0X
    3P0X Posts: 302
    I would be a Dolphin. I love solitary time, but with a bit of company now and again :)

    You know Dolphins rape people right?
  • PatheticNoetic
    PatheticNoetic Posts: 905 Member
    I would be a Dolphin. I love solitary time, but with a bit of company now and again :)

    You know Dolphins rape people right?

    Dolphins are shifty mofo's.

    I'd be a human.
  • Abevemi
    Abevemi Posts: 54 Member
    I would be a Dolphin. I love solitary time, but with a bit of company now and again :)

    You know Dolphins rape people right?

    What???????? Please explain?
  • 3P0X
    3P0X Posts: 302
    I would be a Dolphin. I love solitary time, but with a bit of company now and again :)

    You know Dolphins rape people right?

    What???????? Please explain?

    Male dolphins are frisky little buggers, they would gang rape other female dolphins by hunting her down and tire her out before doing the deed and there have been multiple cases of them doing it with humans as well.

    Can do a google search if you don't believe me....there is a ton of information online.
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  • I would be a Dolphin. I love solitary time, but with a bit of company now and again :)

    You know Dolphins rape people right?

    What???????? Please explain?


    Male dolphins are frisky little buggers, they would gang rape other female dolphins by hunting her down and tire her out before doing the deed and there have been multiple cases of them doing it with humans as well.
    You learn something new every day! :happy:
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
    Red panda (just look at my ticker)
  • Abevemi
    Abevemi Posts: 54 Member
    I would be a Dolphin. I love solitary time, but with a bit of company now and again :)

    You know Dolphins rape people right?

    What???????? Please explain?

    Male dolphins are frisky little buggers, they would gang rape other female dolphins by hunting her down and tire her out before doing the deed and there have been multiple cases of them doing it with humans as well.

    Can do a google search if you don't believe me....there is a ton of information online.

    I would have to be a bad *kitten* Female Dolphin then, that would obviously kick the *kitten* of any Male Dolphin that attempted such a thing!
  • infinitevast
    infinitevast Posts: 875 Member
    A bald eagle
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    I would probably be a bear.
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    a peacock full of colour
  • suppakana
    suppakana Posts: 307 Member
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    I've always loved the idea of being a pheonix. This is actually a question I've put a lot of thought into over the years.
  • GothicaAdore
    GothicaAdore Posts: 82 Member
    @Charlie Only male peafowl boast the colorful tails

    I would be a human. Opposable thumbs are awesome.
  • ummmmm. We already are.

    But if the question was, "If you could be any other animal, what would you be?" The answer is obviously a bear holding a shark.
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  • ravenribbs
    ravenribbs Posts: 289 Member
    Today? A shrew (feeling surly). Otherwise, a meerkat.
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    An okapi because I cant figure out what the hell I am.
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  • growler04
    growler04 Posts: 10
    I'd go squirrel, they are cute, pesky, and adrenaline junkies. That's why they are always running in front of your car or walking on electric lines....living on the edge!
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    A Sugar Glider Baby -of course.