If the person above me was at my house I would______?

Offer him a seat with a cuppa

Ask to see all of his tattoos

play Madden

Wine, Thai Take-away and Chick Flicks

make margaritas

Get some beers.

Ask her if she wants a tea.

Kick his *kitten*

whip out the twister game.

@huggy: Fist bump, throw on a game of Madden on the 120", order Kebobs (log the meal), Hookah a bit, wish him well on his trip back home.

@katie: Everything above except hug instead of Fist bump, and the movie of your choice on the screen (i would have recommended "About Time")

Fist bump, throw on a game of Madden on the 120", order Kebobs (log the meal), Hookah a bit, wish him well on his trip back home.

Well, I'm not a him, I'm not going home, and I don't Hookah, but I'll take the kebobs, Madden, and Marlboros.

As above

tell him to get his feet of the furniture

Say "It's about time"

make popcorn and watch movies