If the person above me was at my house I would______?

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  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Tell her she is beautiful just the way she is and see if she likes bonfires!

    this is the third time i've seen you cheat, its gonna take a lot more than begging mister
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I don't know what I would do? Probably run! Cause she is bound to shoot me!

    :laugh: aim and fire! :devil:
    Hurry we need to get divorced before I die... Or else you will get it all! NO DON'T RELOAD!!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you don't think I would actually kill you, do you? just a little wound will suffice :devil:
    Well, if someone actually did cheat on someone as beautiful as you they would deserved to be shot!:smile:
  • Mobilemuscle
    Mobilemuscle Posts: 945 Member
    I think she knows exactly what would happen....
    and that would just be the tip of the iceberg
  • mobrien0527
    mobrien0527 Posts: 412 Member
    I think she knows exactly what would happen....
    and that would just be the tip of the iceberg

    well I just got divorced so bring it :wink:
  • mobrien0527
    mobrien0527 Posts: 412 Member
    Tell her she is beautiful just the way she is and see if she likes bonfires!

    this is the third time i've seen you cheat, its gonna take a lot more than begging mister
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I don't know what I would do? Probably run! Cause she is bound to shoot me!

    :laugh: aim and fire! :devil:
    Hurry we need to get divorced before I die... Or else you will get it all! NO DON'T RELOAD!!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you don't think I would actually kill you, do you? just a little wound will suffice :devil:
    Well, if someone actually did cheat on someone as beautiful as you they would deserved to be shot!:smile:

    thanks :flowerforyou: I'll keep that in mind for the real life
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Tell her she is beautiful just the way she is and see if she likes bonfires!

    this is the third time i've seen you cheat, its gonna take a lot more than begging mister
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I don't know what I would do? Probably run! Cause she is bound to shoot me!

    :laugh: aim and fire! :devil:
    Hurry we need to get divorced before I die... Or else you will get it all! NO DON'T RELOAD!!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you don't think I would actually kill you, do you? just a little wound will suffice :devil:
    Well, if someone actually did cheat on someone as beautiful as you they would deserved to be shot!:smile:

    thanks :flowerforyou: I'll keep that in mind for the real life
    I think we have ruined at least two of these topics with our marital problems! :laugh: :laugh: To much fun!:laugh:
  • djxil
    djxil Posts: 357 Member
    Toasting some big *kitten* marsh mellows!
  • mobrien0527
    mobrien0527 Posts: 412 Member
    Tell her she is beautiful just the way she is and see if she likes bonfires!

    this is the third time i've seen you cheat, its gonna take a lot more than begging mister
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I don't know what I would do? Probably run! Cause she is bound to shoot me!

    :laugh: aim and fire! :devil:
    Hurry we need to get divorced before I die... Or else you will get it all! NO DON'T RELOAD!!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you don't think I would actually kill you, do you? just a little wound will suffice :devil:
    Well, if someone actually did cheat on someone as beautiful as you they would deserved to be shot!:smile:

    thanks :flowerforyou: I'll keep that in mind for the real life
    I think we have ruined at least two of these topics with our marital problems! :laugh: :laugh: To much fun!:laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: agreed!
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    Bake cookies
  • Wooly_I_am
    Wooly_I_am Posts: 109 Member
    Coffee and cookies?
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    I would leave while you bake cookies so I don't get shot!@sugar..
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
    Hide all the matches.... and anything marked flammable!
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Hide all the matches.... and anything marked flammable!
    I use lighters!
    edited because you edited.. Or I use two sticks!
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
    Put out that fire!
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    put on some music
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    Play a game of pool
  • ashleyblossom1
    ashleyblossom1 Posts: 699 Member
    Roast marshmallows on the fireplace
  • Mine_Time
    Mine_Time Posts: 588 Member
    make hot coco to go with the roasted marshmallows :)
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    Feel like I'm in a student film.
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
    Like its time to tune up the bikes..
  • ashleyblossom1
    ashleyblossom1 Posts: 699 Member
    @ saint brush his beard :smile:

    @mile ride bikes all over the house.
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    Challenge her to a game of twister! ;)
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,237 Member
    hm.... challenge him to a game of poker
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    hm.... challenge him to a game of poker

    I'm terrible at poker!
  • mjbowman821
    mjbowman821 Posts: 66 Member
    Ask him what "minging" meant
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Do some serious questioning like, "How'd you get into my house?!"
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    I'd respect the bees!
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    Tickle him, and make him agree to cook for me.
  • darkon
    darkon Posts: 5,345 MFP Moderator
    Open a prosecco bottle
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    Open a prosecco bottle

    Why Thomas, are you trying to get me drunk?
  • samr73
    samr73 Posts: 440 Member
    Open a bottle, fill the glasses, sort out munchies and then settle in for gossip and Truth or Dare
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