Help. I'm visiting Canada. What vaccinations do I need?

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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will these inoculations cover it and keep me safe?

Yellow Fever
DPT
Typhoid
Hepatitis A & B
Polio
Rabies
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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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  • creasy24
    creasy24 Posts: 12 Member
    Maple Syrup Vaccine
  • fitfan11
    fitfan11 Posts: 544 Member
    The State Dept website would be a good place to start
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Is there a vaccination that will prevent you from catching the "U" disease? We don't need that in 'Murica.
  • Oldtimer_65
    Oldtimer_65 Posts: 89
    Don't forget Dengue fever, and athlete's foot...
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  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
    Ummmm.....do you even know where Canada is??? :huh:
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    we almost have Bubonic Plague and scurvy licked.

    just get injected at the airport with Poutine. That will cure you against anything
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Just watch out for the Tuberculosis!!!

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "Eh" Vaccination
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    Just skip it and drive right to Russia.

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  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    There's nothing here. Hep A & B is recommended for anyone travelling, certainly if you're planning on sleeping around or getting a tattoo. lol. http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/destinations/traveler/none/canada
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    Beer.
  • michellewelch2010
    michellewelch2010 Posts: 147 Member
    The 'Sorry" vaccine... without this you will return home and say sorry multiple times, even when something is not your fault.

    The Tim-Bit vaccine... without this you will be pummeled with timbits.

    Beaver Fever vaccine... without this you will start gnawing on wood.
  • eaglefish
    eaglefish Posts: 130 Member
    You need the one that protects you from catching the "bagged milk" disease.. It's particularly virulent & if left untreated leaves the infected unable to even ingest milk from a bottle shaped container.

    Serioudly!

    I read bout this on the internet & I swear it's true!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Botox, like this shameless slore.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Ebola!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Ebola!

    unnecessary. after 18 months on MFP, i've built up a resistance to that. :drinker:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Ummmm.....do you even know where Canada is??? :huh:

    duh! of course... it's north of The Congo.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    You have to be pure of heart to go to Canada. I'm not sure you knew that. . There's a magical barrier. .
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    The requirements for taking animals into Canada vary by species. For most common pets, the Canadian government requires only that you show documentation of your animal's health. Canadian customs officials hold the right to turn away any animal that does not appear healthy on the day of the crossing in order to reduce the risk of introducing infectious diseases into the country.

    Read more: http://www.ehow.com/list_6725955_conditions-crossing-canadian-border-animals_.html#ixzz2wFG3WQEN


    This might be useful. They don't specifically talk about a "burro" ...... but try and smile (I'm thinking Eddie M. as Donkey) and look like you feel good.
  • TFaustino67
    TFaustino67 Posts: 551 Member
    Either way..........enjoy your stay!


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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    My sister's husband's brother wife used to date the border guard. She spoke with him and he's willing to look the other way for a case of Labatt 50 and bag of hockey pucks.
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    Read that wrong. Sorry...
  • Howdoyoufeeltoday
    Howdoyoufeeltoday Posts: 481 Member
    Maple Syrup Vaccine

    haha :laugh:
  • MrsK20141004
    MrsK20141004 Posts: 489 Member
    we almost have Bubonic Plague and scurvy licked.

    just get injected at the airport with Poutine. That will cure you against anything

    QFT.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    The betaraybill vaccine. You don't want that.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    The betaraybill vaccine. You don't want that.

    pfft you would love a betaraybill injection........

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  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    What ever you have, we don't want...so I suggest a hazmat suit, you are to wear it at all times!

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