Help. I'm visiting Canada. What vaccinations do I need?

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BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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will these inoculations cover it and keep me safe?

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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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  • creasy24
    creasy24 Posts: 12 Member
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    Maple Syrup Vaccine
  • fitfan11
    fitfan11 Posts: 544 Member
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    The State Dept website would be a good place to start
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    Is there a vaccination that will prevent you from catching the "U" disease? We don't need that in 'Murica.
  • Oldtimer_65
    Oldtimer_65 Posts: 89
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    Don't forget Dengue fever, and athlete's foot...
  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
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    Ummmm.....do you even know where Canada is??? :huh:
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    we almost have Bubonic Plague and scurvy licked.

    just get injected at the airport with Poutine. That will cure you against anything
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Just watch out for the Tuberculosis!!!

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    "Eh" Vaccination
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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    Just skip it and drive right to Russia.

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  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
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    There's nothing here. Hep A & B is recommended for anyone travelling, certainly if you're planning on sleeping around or getting a tattoo. lol. http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/destinations/traveler/none/canada
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
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    Beer.
  • michellewelch2010
    michellewelch2010 Posts: 147 Member
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    The 'Sorry" vaccine... without this you will return home and say sorry multiple times, even when something is not your fault.

    The Tim-Bit vaccine... without this you will be pummeled with timbits.

    Beaver Fever vaccine... without this you will start gnawing on wood.
  • eaglefish
    eaglefish Posts: 130 Member
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    You need the one that protects you from catching the "bagged milk" disease.. It's particularly virulent & if left untreated leaves the infected unable to even ingest milk from a bottle shaped container.

    Serioudly!

    I read bout this on the internet & I swear it's true!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Botox, like this shameless slore.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Ebola!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Ebola!

    unnecessary. after 18 months on MFP, i've built up a resistance to that. :drinker:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Ummmm.....do you even know where Canada is??? :huh:

    duh! of course... it's north of The Congo.

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