Help. I'm visiting Canada. What vaccinations do I need?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Just drink your "Anti-Belieber" tonic and you shall be fine. :flowerforyou:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    :tongue:
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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I don't know about vaccines, but I heard when you get there you have to do the Poutine Cleanse.

    poutine-quebec_38038_600x450.jpg
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    The betaraybill vaccine. You don't want that.

    pfft you would love a betaraybill injection........

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  • There's nothing here. Hep A & B is recommended for anyone travelling, certainly if you're planning on sleeping around or getting a tattoo. lol. http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/destinations/traveler/none/canada


    wait....did you just call us all inked *kitten*?

    ..........





    been here before eh?
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    The betaraybill vaccine. You don't want that.

    pfft you would love a betaraybill injection........

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    Symptoms can be controlled with only the occasional flare up!!!

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  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    There's nothing here. Hep A & B is recommended for anyone travelling, certainly if you're planning on sleeping around or getting a tattoo. lol. http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/destinations/traveler/none/canada


    wait....did you just call us all inked *kitten*?

    ..........





    been here before eh?

    you are all a bunch of inked *kitten*.
  • some of us are even kinked *kitten*.
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
    Not sure if you can vaccinate against this... but you might want to look into it

    h31F18202
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    There's nothing here. Hep A & B is recommended for anyone travelling, certainly if you're planning on sleeping around or getting a tattoo. lol. http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/travel/destinations/traveler/none/canada


    wait....did you just call us all inked *kitten*?

    I thought she was talking about Kentucky there for a minute.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Not sure if you can vaccinate against this... but you might want to look into it

    h31F18202

    Is there a Bieber vaccine as well?
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    Just show your gun at customs. You won't need any vaccinations.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Not sure if you can vaccinate against this... but you might want to look into it

    h31F18202

    Is there a Bieber vaccine as well?

    Just drink your "Anti-Belieber" tonic and you shall be fine. :flowerforyou:
    ^There's a tonic.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I don't know about vaccinations, but I highly suggest sneaking in your own beer from home.
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    Maple Syrup Vaccine

    Agreed
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    I don't know about vaccinations, but I highly suggest sneaking in your own beer from home.

    Canadian beer is SO much better than American piss.
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    some of us are even kinked *kitten*.

    It's true.
  • eddiesmith1
    eddiesmith1 Posts: 1,550 Member
    will these inoculations cover it and keep me safe?

    Yellow Fever
    DPT
    Typhoid
    Hepatitis A & B
    Polio
    Rabies

    you'd be hard pressed to catch any of those in canada with the exception of hep - if you are an IV drug user or sleep with one
    Rabies is insanely rare but you could feasibly contract it I guess if you are in the wilds and manage to find an infected animal then approach it
  • eddiesmith1
    eddiesmith1 Posts: 1,550 Member
    I don't know about vaccines, but I heard when you get there you have to do the Poutine Cleanse.

    poutine-quebec_38038_600x450.jpg

    mmmm poutine
  • Rerun201
    Rerun201 Posts: 125 Member
    I don't know about vaccinations, but I highly suggest sneaking in your own beer from home.

    Canadian beer is SO much better than American piss.

    You're doing it wrong. Your supposed to taste it as it's going down, not as it's coming out.
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    Be careful though. If you have sex or get inked in an igloo, you're doomed. There's no vaccine for what will happen to you.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Be careful though. If you have sex or get inked in an igloo, you're doomed. There's no vaccine for what will happen to you.
    Challenge accepted.
    -Adds to list of stuff to do-
  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    Hepatitis - Eh
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    Be careful though. If you have sex or get inked in an igloo, you're doomed. There's no vaccine for what will happen to you.
    Challenge accepted.
    -Adds to list of stuff to do-

    I have an igloo if you wanna find out
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Be careful though. If you have sex or get inked in an igloo, you're doomed. There's no vaccine for what will happen to you.
    Challenge accepted.
    -Adds to list of stuff to do-

    I have an igloo if you wanna find out

    ya know... i've never seen an igloo before. just sayin'.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Be careful though. If you have sex or get inked in an igloo, you're doomed. There's no vaccine for what will happen to you.
    Challenge accepted.
    -Adds to list of stuff to do-

    I have an igloo if you wanna find out

    ya know... i've never seen an igloo before. just sayin'.
    You know.. Dat *kitten* she's got going on is the perfect lure to get me into an igloo lol.
    How about.. YOU follow dat *kitten*, I'll go grab my man and all 4 us cram into said igloo lmao.
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I heard there was igloo sex going on in here?
    Oh, I guess you can do the ink!
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