Pillsbury Crescent rolls

Lose2live2014
Lose2live2014 Posts: 3 Member
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Ads for Pillsbury Crescent rolls, yep, those are what show up on my screen while on MFP. Really? Seriously? The irony is palpable. The only justice is that they're not a temptation for me. Ugh... do I need to delete some cookies or something to make them go away?

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  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    Come on, don't you just want one delicious, flaky, warm, buttery crescent roll?

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  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    I'll take Pillsbury Crescent Rolls ads over those weird *kitten* "Eat this bizarre and/or gross-looking thing and never worry about dieting again! The Holy Grail of weight loss!" ads any day! I think Google ads picks up on your search history and those are the default until your meanderings around the internet help them come up with something better for you.
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    I'll take Pillsbury Crescent Rolls ads over those weird *kitten* "Eat this bizarre and/or gross-looking thing and never worry about dieting again! The Holy Grail of weight loss!" ads any day! I think Google ads picks up on your search history and those are the default until your meanderings around the internet help them come up with something better for you.

    But garbachi berry paste on organic whole grain activated almond bread with emu steak and a glass of pureed kale/durian is supposed to cure incontinence and unlock your metabolic drive and chi gates.
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    But garbachi berry paste on organic whole grain activated almond bread with emu steak and a glass of pureed kale/durian is supposed to cure incontinence and unlock your metabolic drive and chi gates.
    I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds like science, so I'm going to do whatever you tell me to!
  • ComradeTovarich
    ComradeTovarich Posts: 495 Member
    But garbachi berry paste on organic whole grain activated almond bread with emu steak and a glass of pureed kale/durian is supposed to cure incontinence and unlock your metabolic drive and chi gates.
    I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds like science, so I'm going to do whatever you tell me to!

    That'll be $29.99 plus S&H, please!

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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Admit it.......this looks awesome! You're welcome :flowerforyou:

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  • fredgiblet
    fredgiblet Posts: 241 Member
    Admit it.......this looks awesome! You're welcome :flowerforyou:

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    Does that...actually work? I may have to fit it into my budget someday...
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    Admit it.......this looks awesome! You're welcome :flowerforyou:

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    woah... good thing I don't have a waffle iron.
  • Natbaybee
    Natbaybee Posts: 12 Member
    Are crescent rolls bad for you? I usually eat one on our grilled pork chop nights. I thought at 100 calories, it wasn't too bad?
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    I saw the topic and thought of these... because I love cheese danishes, and I have a recipe I want to try... but I'm holding out

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  • BeanQueen3000
    BeanQueen3000 Posts: 161
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  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    But garbachi berry paste on organic whole grain activated almond bread with emu steak and a glass of pureed kale/durian is supposed to cure incontinence and unlock your metabolic drive and chi gates.
    I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds like science, so I'm going to do whatever you tell me to!

    That'll be $29.99 plus S&H, please!

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    :laugh: :devil:
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    I saw the topic and thought of these... because I love cheese danishes, and I have a recipe I want to try... but I'm holding out

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    re-size please, I can't see the food porn!
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    Admit it.......this looks awesome! You're welcome :flowerforyou:

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  • thatismesammyg
    thatismesammyg Posts: 71 Member
    They are full of trans fats. Gross. It's pretty simple to make them on your own though if you own a rolling pin.
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    I saw the topic and thought of these... because I love cheese danishes, and I have a recipe I want to try... but I'm holding out

    danish.jpg

    re-size please, I can't see the food porn!

    Oh, I'm trying! How do I resize?
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    I see the pictures and ads and I keep thinking "oh great those will sap my calories" ^^;
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    I saw the topic and thought of these... because I love cheese danishes, and I have a recipe I want to try... but I'm holding out

    danish.jpg

    re-size please, I can't see the food porn!

    Oh, I'm trying! How do I resize?

    i dunno :sad:
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    I like to make these with crescent rolls only I use the cheddar smoked sausages:

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    yummm
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    I saw the topic and thought of these... because I love cheese danishes, and I have a recipe I want to try... but I'm holding out

    danish.jpg

    re-size please, I can't see the food porn!

    Oh, I'm trying! How do I resize?

    i dunno :sad:

    Sorry :ohwell:
  • Mallory_Parks
    Mallory_Parks Posts: 3 Member
    Are crescent rolls bad for you? I usually eat one on our grilled pork chop nights. I thought at 100 calories, it wasn't too bad?

    Well one isn't at all! As long as you eat them in moderation they aren't awful :)
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    I like to make these with crescent rolls only I use the cheddar smoked sausages:

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    yummm

    Hot Damn! I'm gonna have to try those cheddar sausages. I have made them with Nathan's hot dogs and they were superb.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I like to make these with crescent rolls only I use the cheddar smoked sausages:

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    yummm

    It's kinda strange, since most of the food from my elementary school cafeteria tasted horrible, but...
    These look just like the delicious things the cafeteria ladies used to make with their own fresh bread dough recipe! So good and it smelled heavenly. Fresh bread wrapped around a hotdog. I hadn't thought of them in decades. Thanks for the memories! :flowerforyou:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    I saw the topic and thought of these... because I love cheese danishes, and I have a recipe I want to try... but I'm holding out

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    re-size please, I can't see the food porn!

    What is that white stuff? :huh: :noway:
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    I love these little gems.... I chop up a granny smith apple, add a little cinnamon and a little sugar and then fry it in a pan (no need to add butter the juice from the apple is more than enough moisture), then roll them into the crescent roll and bake as directed. Talk about yummy!

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