8000 day juice detox to get that thigh gap

So first you want to plan this so it's sustainable.

Since 8000 days is about 50 years, we are probably talking a lifetime here, so better make it good.

First you need to start with raspberry ketones in the juice, but since a juice, just use the whole raspberries. Other fruits and vegetables can be switched up as desired.
Use lots of celery for it's negative calorie effects.
Use hot peppers for it's metabolism raising properties too. Or was-obi may mix better.

Second you'll need some sustaining protein powder, make sure it has BCAA in it. Think carefully about flavors that mix well with those fruity flavors.

Third, you need fat for various things, but it would mess up a juice, so just eat some butter sticks.
Just don't eat 500 calories of fat, or you'll gain a lb of fat.

So, how does this lead to thigh gap?

Well, the amount of time you should be squatting on the toilet should help shift your hip bones out such that it gives you that thigh gap whenever you can stand.





The above suggestions have been brought to you by my friend's list.

As something to do on my 8000 post.

Which is rarely this brief, or nonsensical.