8000 day juice detox to get that thigh gap

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  • AmyRhubarb
    AmyRhubarb Posts: 6,890 Member
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    Woohoo for 8000!
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    And a chicken. :tongue:
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    What about the bikini bridge?
  • heybales
    heybales Posts: 18,842 Member
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    8000 for a thigh gap- I'm so in.

    can you juice bacon though?

    2 bacon requests. I think it would chip up nicely, and add some of that needed fat too.
    Sure taste better.

    Can you fry juice?
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,811 Member
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    But will my HRM track progress towards my thigh gap?
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
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    But will my HRM track progress towards my thigh gap?

    Of course not - gotta have a special doodad that is only sold on late night TV that comes with your 90 day supply of ointments ( available via auto ship) for thigh gap measuring. OMG - how are you EVAH gonna get one if you are not using the right equipment ??
  • unhinge
    unhinge Posts: 318 Member
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    But will my HRM track progress towards my thigh gap?

    Of course not - gotta have a special doodad that is only sold on late night TV that comes with your 90 day supply of ointments ( available via auto ship) for thigh gap measuring. OMG - how are you EVAH gonna get one if you are not using the right equipment ??

    Hurry, offer ends soon! If you place your order in the next few minutes we will send you TWO HRM tracking thigh gap monitors for the low low price of $19.95 plus $8000 shipping!!!
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
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    hahaha :D I want one :D
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,565 Member
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    I saw the name of this post and reflexes made me punch myself in the face!

    Then I saw it was Bales!!!!!