Post a lie about the person above

Is training to run fast because she is planning her getaway after secretly robbing the bank she works at....

Hates the irish and is generally a horrible person who is constantly sad.

rides iguanas competitively.

Steals candy from little kids

Hates to drink beer with the boys

doesn't know how to drive

Isn't old enough to use MFP .... I'm calling the authorities!

does squats/

Ummm, it's supposed to be a lie, I definitely squat.

Sleeps hanging upside down, like a bat.

He cries while listening to Justin B songs...