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loves to collect lint from his belly button on that finger...and proceed to smell it when he thinks nobody is watching

Is secretly the Silver Surfer.

Used an award as a martial aid.

Is A famous Anime model

She ISN'T prettier than ducks landing on a pond during a sunset.

Likes to make three bean salad and uses jelly beans as one of the three

ate a small furry mammal while it was still singing the star spangled banner.

Sticks their finger in every tub of icecream before leaves the market while wearing wooly mittens

licks people's elbows when they think no ones looking

Once strangled a crocodile whilst wearing PJs