Bleach Fast?

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Derpes
Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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Will it work?

Will I lose 30 pounds in a week?

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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Not only will it work, but you will have a thigh gap, a tooth gap AND a gaping vagina.

    So... COUNT ME IN!!!
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    You will not have a weight problem anymore, cause you will be dead. Yes it will work.

    Are you bleach shaming? Hater!!
  • MissKim78
    MissKim78 Posts: 426 Member
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    Sounds like the quick fix I've been looking for. Plus the puppy is cute...so why not?
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    Is this the same as "clean" eating?
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
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    You'll reach your goal weight months after your death! Decay is awesome!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Not only will it work, but you will have a thigh gap, a tooth gap AND a gaping vagina.

    Just curious if he will get a bikini bridge too?
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Is this the same as "clean" eating?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Not only will it work, but you will have a thigh gap, a tooth gap AND a gaping vagina.

    Just curious if he will get a bikini bridge too?

    Yes.

    And also the most sparkly *kitten* in the whole world.

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
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    Not only will it work, but you will have a thigh gap, a tooth gap AND a gaping vagina.

    Just curious if he will get a bikini bridge too?

    Yes.

    And also the most sparkly *kitten* in the whole world.

    b59b1071c9e15f2d42a7f64bd38aff6095f04b96fbb64b32108d17c4b6671fe1.jpg

    Well, they say that you should clean the lettuce before tossing the salad!!!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Not only will it work, but you will have a thigh gap, a tooth gap AND a gaping vagina.

    Just curious if he will get a bikini bridge too?

    Yes.

    And also the most sparkly *kitten* in the whole world.

    b59b1071c9e15f2d42a7f64bd38aff6095f04b96fbb64b32108d17c4b6671fe1.jpg

    Well, they say that you should clean the lettuce before tossing the salad!!!

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Kermit agrees!

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  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
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    as an added bonus you'll have a very clean mouth.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Will it make me look like that puppy? Because that is a cute puppy!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Will it make me look like that puppy? Because that is a cute puppy!

    My computer models say no.
    Your actual results will look more like this:
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    So embark on this fast at your own risk.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Will it make me look like that puppy? Because that is a cute puppy!

    My computer models say no.
    Your actual results will look more like this:
    2263299_267676270.jpg

    So embark on this fast at your own risk.

    But I thought all weight loss, fitness and clothing advertising guaranteed you to look like the model in the ad. :sad: I'm sure I look like a VS model in my Wonder Bra. You can't take that away from me!
























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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Actually, for best results you should mix some bleach with some windex, this creates a super cleaning agent that will also blast all dirty toxins from your system.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I'm kinda fond of this thread.
    Just sayin'.

    :laugh:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Go for it. Let us know how it works out for you.
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