Post a lie about the person above

Will get an awesome piercing soon

Ahaha I actually am booking one for next mth

He loves rolling down hills and picking daisies in his spare time. Also everywhere he walks the tune "I'm walking on sunshine" blasts in the background

Doesn't have a sweet tooth

She stalks me. I catch her from time to time.

Doesn't have a red top

She hates tattoo's

Her dp is how she dreams of walking down the aisle

Is apparently REALLY really mean :P

Secretly opens packages in grocery stores and eats the equivalent of a full meal while there. Especially attracted to grapes as they are easiest to finger and eat.

never talks about getting laid.

Doesn't take photos of their abs.

never wears makeup

Is butt ugly

Has massive nipples

Has no head!

Knows I'm a woman. :P