Why would the erson above u be mad at you?

I squeezed her left butt cheek, but not the right cheek.

I set fire to his guitar

I told her secrets (to everyone!)

Because I 'stole the show' by setting fire to his guitar, while he was still playing it!

I got free (from the cage) ;0

white_wizard would be mad because it is not magic or a spell by a wizard that they do not have a profile pic. It is simply uploading a white picture. No camouflage or magic involved.

Cut his hair

Nooo, the only place i'm not inked! hahaha

i asked for her age

I ate her lunch!