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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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seeking healthy snacks, they tried0
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the health food store were...0
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Santana was performing with kazoos0
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and all of a sudden0
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a Kush cloud formed above0
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and a booming voice declared0
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Free coffee at Starbucks...0
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was poisoned with rat droppings0
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so I reordered my coffee...
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and the guy behind me..0
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bumped me! Needless to say0
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my hot coffee spilled down....0
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my top, so i had to0
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take my shirt off quickly0
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to quickly check for burns...0
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but the bra was wet,0
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And i had to change now.0
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I grabbed a Starbuck apron...0
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And bent over the counter....0
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Accidentally "mooning" an entire troop0
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of Tasmanian moon watching primates0
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who declared my moon was0
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the brightest they've ever seen!0
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Meanwhile, in Fredonia, the ducks0
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my moon shone brightly on0
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were paddling up the stream0
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merrily to the tune of0
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row row row your boat0
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(The AC/DC cover, of course),
[FYI: http://wzlx.cbslocal.com/2012/08/08/jim-breuer-impersonates-acdc-covering-kiddie-songs-video/ LOL]0 -
merrily singing through the snails...0
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