You Know You're Into Lifting Weights When...

JamBlaze
JamBlaze Posts: 90 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
... You find yourself ordering 2kg worth of peanut butter. Which you'll through in a couple of months.

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  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    A box of Quest bars only last a week. :(
  • lwoodroff
    lwoodroff Posts: 1,431 Member
    you buy 'fancy' soup from the supermarket and the only factor is protein content, not flavour..
  • h7463
    h7463 Posts: 626 Member
    ....there are several scoops at the bottom of your protein container, because you're afraid to miss that 30-min-window while digging for the one that came with it in the first place.
  • kaaaaylee
    kaaaaylee Posts: 398
    ...you find yourself flexing in any reflective surface

    ...you're out drinking and make coworkers poke your abs (this was me last week)
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    You're only concern with work out clothes is if you can squat/deadlift and do pull ups in them without flashing the world.

    You could buy stock at perdue chicken farms.

    the only math you do is plate math

    Friday night isn't club night- it's legs day.... wait- that's every day.

    You creep on people watching their form not anything else.

    Hot guys aren't hot if they have chicken legs.

    you can rattle off the protein content of any combination of yogurts, or eggs, or basic chicken dishes without double checking.

    You know how much food you have eaten- how much you need to eat- and when you need to eat next.
  • Kirk_R
    Kirk_R Posts: 112 Member
    the only math you do is plate math

    You can only count in increments of 45 lbs.
  • asdelmonte
    asdelmonte Posts: 171 Member
    Every time you need something from a lower cabinet, you make sure to squat with perfect form.
  • Tight_Fit
    Tight_Fit Posts: 453
    Every time you need something from a lower cabinet, you make sure to squat with perfect form.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I do this, and I don't even realize it.
  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,069 Member
    ...you find yourself flexing in any reflective surface

    ...you're out drinking and make coworkers poke your abs (this was me last week)

    Haha...or, 'feel my quads'
  • LeanButNotMean44
    LeanButNotMean44 Posts: 852 Member
    - You have to start buying larger sized tops because your sleeves are getting too tight!
    - You can't wait for warm weather so you can wear sleeveless tops, thus eliminating the need for the above.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member


    You creep on people watching their form not anything else.

    All the time!
  • awomaame25
    awomaame25 Posts: 189 Member
    when u are always lookinh for protein contents in foods
  • kaaaaylee
    kaaaaylee Posts: 398
    ...you find yourself flexing in any reflective surface

    ...you're out drinking and make coworkers poke your abs (this was me last week)

    Haha...or, 'feel my quads'

    I literally do that to my friends all the time. So much so that "POKE MY LEGS" doesn't even phase them.

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