say you've been ****blocked

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Hello, 2am when kids are asleep and don't be so loud! Not that I would know... :ohwell:

    what is this "don't be so loud" you speak of???

    Sorta... muffle the moans and screams... maybe? I did say I really wouldn't know. :happy:

    I mean, biting only muffles so much....

    pillow to the face?

    well, we know who is into S&M.....
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    a lock does wonders lol

    My 3 1/2 year old has learned how to pick the locks at our house. Unfortunately they do not work wonders but you can hear him trying and separate before he makes it in the room.
  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
    Hello, 2am when kids are asleep and don't be so loud! Not that I would know... :ohwell:

    what is this "don't be so loud" you speak of???

    Sorta... muffle the moans and screams... maybe? I did say I really wouldn't know. :happy:

    I mean, biting only muffles so much....

    Bite harder!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Hello, 2am when kids are asleep and don't be so loud! Not that I would know... :ohwell:

    what is this "don't be so loud" you speak of???

    Sorta... muffle the moans and screams... maybe? I did say I really wouldn't know. :happy:

    I mean, biting only muffles so much....

    Bite harder!

    yea, no. He likes the screams and moans, but not so much the blood drawn when I bite or scratch too hard. As it is, he already has 2 permanent bruises, oops.... :wink:
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Hello, 2am when kids are asleep and don't be so loud! Not that I would know... :ohwell:

    what is this "don't be so loud" you speak of???

    Sorta... muffle the moans and screams... maybe? I did say I really wouldn't know. :happy:

    I mean, biting only muffles so much....

    Bite harder!

    yea, no. He likes the screams and moans, but not so much the blood drawn when I bite or scratch too hard. As it is, he already has 2 permanent bruises, oops.... :wink:

    you people are sick. :angry:

    A little joke about getting ****blocked and you turn it into getting ****blocked. Next thing it'll turn into ****blocked and then the jokes about "in before the ****blocklock"

    I'm taking my balls and going home. :angry:

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  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
    I didn't mean to give you blue balls, baby.
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  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Doooooooooooooooooogs. I have 3 :indifferent:
  • GhostShimewaza
    GhostShimewaza Posts: 10
    Ultimate ***** block = marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • wannaBrunnner81
    wannaBrunnner81 Posts: 107 Member
    I have kids....'nuff said

    Story of my life lately....
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Ultimate ***** block = marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^five stars? I'm lost. Cement is six letters. Acrylic is seven. Lucite is six. Cinder is six. Wood is only four. Square is six and only indicates a two dimensional object. Butcher is seven.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Yep. my kid knows when my hand even gets into the proximity of the southern region because he comes barreling through the door lightning fast even though a mere second before he was three rooms away watching Sponge Bob and eating candy as a bribe to keep him busy....bad parenting I know

    I heard that's what they make childrens benedryl for
  • freckledjezebel
    freckledjezebel Posts: 65 Member
    So are girls box-blocked?
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    So are girls box-blocked?

    depends if their SO is butch or fem
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    in...
    for biting, moaning, muffing and, of course, c0ck!



    Also...
    fyi: kids grow up. remember these things and pay them back.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Kids will do it every time.

    True story *kicks rocks*

    the whole mommy i am scared can i sleep with you.....:grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

    My kids aren't allowed to sleep with me......however, being a single mama, it's difficult to find a man friendz

    Yup....this. Mine can even be a damn toy block. :grumble:
  • sypop
    sypop Posts: 102 Member
    I feel lucky that i can just put on tangled or horse land and know that i have at least half and hour of them jut sitting and watching tv :wink: we have learned to be quiet...at least untill the weekends when the kids stay at grandmas :devil:
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    Come to think of it...I kind of owe my kids. They always seemed to need me at my inopportune times, which kept their dad away from me. I think a trip to McDonalds for a belated thank you is in order.
  • MagJam2004
    MagJam2004 Posts: 651 Member
    Hello, 2am when kids are asleep and don't be so loud! Not that I would know... :ohwell:

    2am is when the baby wakes up...
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Kids will do it every time.

    True story *kicks rocks*

    the whole mommy i am scared can i sleep with you.....:grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

    "No, there's nothing to be scared of, go back to bed"
  • GhostShimewaza
    GhostShimewaza Posts: 10
    Ultimate ***** block = marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^five stars? I'm lost. Cement is six letters. Acrylic is seven. Lucite is six. Cinder is six. Wood is only four. Square is six and only indicates a two dimensional object. Butcher is seven.

    Oh geeze. Sorry! Ultimate **** Block = Marriage!!!! Better?????
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Ultimate ***** block = marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^five stars? I'm lost. Cement is six letters. Acrylic is seven. Lucite is six. Cinder is six. Wood is only four. Square is six and only indicates a two dimensional object. Butcher is seven.

    Oh geeze. Sorry! Ultimate **** Block = Marriage!!!! Better?????

    Not really. I'm still lost. There's plenty of four letter words that could go there, but I'm unsure how they are equivalent to marriage. Perhaps you can enlighten me?
  • FraggleRockerFitnessLover
    FraggleRockerFitnessLover Posts: 307
    Wait a minute, ya'll talking about sex? Like being interrupted? Because we Gots Da Dead Bolt...Dang, can't relate...great thread!
  • GhostShimewaza
    GhostShimewaza Posts: 10
    Ultimate ***** block = marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^five stars? I'm lost. Cement is six letters. Acrylic is seven. Lucite is six. Cinder is six. Wood is only four. Square is six and only indicates a two dimensional object. Butcher is seven.

    Oh geeze. Sorry! Ultimate **** Block = Marriage!!!! Better?????

    Not really. I'm still lost. There's plenty of four letter words that could go there, but I'm unsure how they are equivalent to marriage. Perhaps you can enlighten me?

    Sorry ... I thought you were being sarcastic! **** block = c0ck block. Sorry about that!!!! LOL
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Ultimate ***** block = marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^five stars? I'm lost. Cement is six letters. Acrylic is seven. Lucite is six. Cinder is six. Wood is only four. Square is six and only indicates a two dimensional object. Butcher is seven.

    Oh geeze. Sorry! Ultimate **** Block = Marriage!!!! Better?????

    Not really. I'm still lost. There's plenty of four letter words that could go there, but I'm unsure how they are equivalent to marriage. Perhaps you can enlighten me?

    Sorry ... I thought you were being sarcastic! **** block = c0ck block. Sorry about that!!!! LOL

    There's nothing about this thread that says sarcasm. It's just all you perverting perverts out there. :angry:

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