Potato Monster by M&Ms & Rye-anna

M&M’s feat. Rye-anna

“Potato Monster”

I’m friends with the Potato Monster that’s under my cauliflower heAd

Starch is causing voices inside of my head

My lungs trying to save ME, cause I’m out of my breath

And you think I’m lazy, yeah, you think I’m lazy

I wanted these flavor but not these gynogomastea man boobies

Oh well I guess beggars can’t be choosy

My foods equates to affection because I’m a foodie

Me and my fries wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me!

For wanting my cake and eat it too, wanting it both ways

When I weight blew up it was so confusing

Because all I wanted was to be the Jim Brown of hashbrowns

Hit the food lottery oh wee

But with what I gave up to get it was bittersweet

It was like winning a date with potato chips and my couch for two weeks

Ironic cause I think I’m getting so huge I need a treadmill to shrink

I’m beginning to lose sleep: 1 C-pap, 2 C-Pap

darth vader would be proud of my sleep machine

But I’m still drooling like cookie monster strolling down the snack aisle in 13

And I’m actually chubbier than you might think

Cause I’m

friends with the Potato Monster that’s under my cauliflower head

Starch is causing voices inside of my head

My lungs trying to save ME, cause I’m out of my breath

And you think I’m lazy, yeah, you think I’m lazy

Well I guess that’s fair