Hi, I'm Miss Pickles.

_Miss_Pickles_
_Miss_Pickles_ Posts: 15
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I would just like to take a quick minute to introduce myself. My name is Miss Pickles. I am 5 months old (but in Hedgie years, I'm totally 18), clinically obese, hate exercise, and just recently had a major lifestyle change.

I have moved clear across town where I'm now subjected to life with a dog, a seven year old human child thing, a turtle and sometimes a bearded dragon. Every now and then, Benjamin (the turtle) gets REALLY b*tchy, so I've come to the conclusion I need to pull up my big girl panties and get my butt on the exer-saucer so that I can throw down when the time comes. I'd love to lift heavy, but due to a medical anomaly my bones and joints are extremely fragile and even lifting PVC pipe could result in a broken leg.

I'm looking for friends who are hot and funny. Like, REALLY funny. This one guy, named Homer, made me poop myself in the tub he's so hysterical! I need more friends like that. Are you like Homer? Or maybe, I could use some friends that are Hauntingly Fit to inspire me on my journey. Or maybe a Warrior Princess to show me that I CAN defeat the turtle even though I'm a princess!

Anyhow, just looking for others with common interests and a joint hatred of turtles. Are you the one?
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I already like you...

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  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    I want I want
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    The hedgehog is cute. I would enjoy petting Sovi.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
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    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    Awww Miss Pickles you almost live in a zoo!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I love Miss Pickles.
  • _Miss_Pickles_
    _Miss_Pickles_ Posts: 15
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    I.C.E. Cream Official Tester
    IKEA Professional Put Together-er
    Kickboxing Class Attender
    Been in fitness for about 2 years and have studied kitty-gif-ology, nutrition and Dinosaurs

    Hi Eric. I want to send you a friend request, but I'm afraid your vast kitt-gif-ology skills will put me on edge at all times...
  • nickle2dime
    nickle2dime Posts: 23 Member
    I Like Turtles.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    You didn't ask for any slores so..... good luck on your journey. :flowerforyou:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
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  • a_stronger_me13
    a_stronger_me13 Posts: 812 Member
    Welcome, Miss Pickles!

    To be honest, I'm a little concerned with your weight loss goal of 20lbs...
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    National Geographic's recent magazine had an article about exotic pets and the front cover was, I swear to god, YOU!.....

    http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2014/04/table-of-contents

    you could be that hedgie's double...so sleek, so thin.....don't be hating your natural curves, you are beautiful!!

    One day that turtle will understand...and by then you will have moved on....



    also, is it bad that when I read the article, I kept thinking...there's an exotic petter out there for everyone...

    one day, you will find that exotic petter....
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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  • _Miss_Pickles_
    _Miss_Pickles_ Posts: 15
    Welcome, Miss Pickles!

    To be honest, I'm a little concerned with your weight loss goal of 20lbs...

    But... that's what MFP told me I should do! I'm currently 1.00lbs looking to drop down to .80 and am very sedentary... It set my calorie intake at 1200/day. No??
  • _Miss_Pickles_
    _Miss_Pickles_ Posts: 15
    National Geographic's recent magazine had an article about exotic pets and the front cover was, I swear to god, YOU!.....

    http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2014/04/table-of-contents

    you could be that hedgie's double...so sleek, so thin.....don't be hating your natural curves, you are beautiful!!

    One day that turtle will understand...and by then you will have moved on....



    also, is it bad that when I read the article, I kept thinking...there's an exotic petter out there for everyone...

    one day, you will find that exotic petter....

    *snort*


    I'd like you to... exotic petter me.



    ??? That didn't work.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Hi Miss Pickles.

    You should really talk things out with the turtle. You know he's a vegetarian. Maybe he is just hangry from the lack of protein.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Sonic has really let himself go. Hi Miss Pickles! :smile:
  • Skylark74
    Skylark74 Posts: 58 Member
    Welcome, Miss Pickles!

    To be honest, I'm a little concerned with your weight loss goal of 20lbs...

    But... that's what MFP told me I should do! I'm currently 1.00lbs looking to drop down to .80 and am very sedentary... It set my calorie intake at 1200/day. No??

    That's ok Miss Pickle as the weather warms up you'll want to get about a bit more - show that turtle who's the boss :)
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
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    Sonic has really let himself go. Hi Miss Pickles! :smile:

    He is required to soak his quills in speshul water made from the melting of snowflakes. Twice a day.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
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    D'awww.... Can I haz?
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    I don't know Miss Pickles but I just want to rub her... :blushing:
  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    National Geographic's recent magazine had an article about exotic pets and the front cover was, I swear to god, YOU!.....

    http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2014/04/table-of-contents

    you could be that hedgie's double...so sleek, so thin.....don't be hating your natural curves, you are beautiful!!

    One day that turtle will understand...and by then you will have moved on....



    also, is it bad that when I read the article, I kept thinking...there's an exotic petter out there for everyone...

    one day, you will find that exotic petter....

    *snort*


    I'd like you to... exotic petter me.



    ??? That didn't work.

    how about this....

    come'ere....i wanna exotic petter-er you....

    hmmmm needs work
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Hi. Miss Pickles. Do you even lift? If not, you should start. The turtle is always lifitng his shell, so he can get strong and take you out.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    OP, I don't think that this is the right place for you. You may want to go try www.sparkhedgehogs.com instead.
  • _Miss_Pickles_
    _Miss_Pickles_ Posts: 15
    OP, I don't think that this is the right place for you. You may want to go try www.sparkhedgehogs.com instead.

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  • _Miss_Pickles_
    _Miss_Pickles_ Posts: 15
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  • _Miss_Pickles_
    _Miss_Pickles_ Posts: 15
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    Sonic has really let himself go. Hi Miss Pickles! :smile:

    He is required to soak his quills in speshul water made from the melting of snowflakes. Twice a day.

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