CrossFit

ScottyNoHotty
ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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I'm not generalizing everyone who does CrossFit, because there are plenty of good exercises to do, just the ones who take it wayyyyyy to far. You know, the "CrossFidiots".

How do you know if someone does CrossFit? Don't worry, they'll tell you over and over.

I want to get in shape and be healthy, not "Be good at exercise."

Anyone else know any good jokes?? I have a friend on Facebook, who is the original CF overposter......sigh.....

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  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    CrossFidiots scare me so!!!!!! :ohwell:
  • ConnieChick
    ConnieChick Posts: 70 Member
    What if someone is a Vegan AND a Crossfitter? Which do they tell you about first?

    ** I can joke as I am a Crossfitter, thought hopefully not a Crossfidiot.

    And yes, it is a cult. But a good cult.
    Your workout is our warm-up, blah blah.....wanna help me with my snatch?
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    ^^^ She had me at snatch.....
  • ConnieChick
    ConnieChick Posts: 70 Member
    I have the sense of humor of a 16 year old boy apparently.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
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  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    <--Is a crossfitter with bigger muscles than OP's. Your argument is invalid sir.
  • ConnieChick
    ConnieChick Posts: 70 Member
    How YOU doin?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    How YOU doin?

    I'm tired of lugging all this 235lbs of man meat around.
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    I have the sense of humor of a 16 year old boy apparently.


    I love you! :flowerforyou:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    guy goes to a doctor because of an injury. doctor tells him to avoid heavy lifting. the guy goes "but i'm a crossfitter!" doctor says "oh, so no worries then."
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    guy goes to a doctor because of an injury. doctor tells him to avoid heavy lifting. the guy goes "but i'm a crossfitter!" doctor says "oh, so no worries then."


    BWAH-HA-HA!!!!

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