Boyrfriend's Sword

AsaThorsWoman
AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
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Are there any sword fighter guys out there?

My boyfriend was an ARMA instructor for 8 years before he moved to the mid-west.

We have waster practice together, it's scary but fun, I'm down.

Well, I've noticed he always leaves HIS waster at my house.

They're both technically his, but mine is lighter.

The reside next to each other at night, like he and I, but then he takes "mine" home.

He brings it back a couple days later, and we work out again.

Is there some strange significance to this?

You would think if he wanted to practice movements at home he would take HIS waster.

Maybe he likes the light one more.

I just like waking up and finding my boyfriends sword on the couch.

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  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    I thought this thread was going to be way more innappropriate.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I thought this thread was going to be way more innappropriate.

    +1
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    Ya'll are welcome to de-rail it into inappropriateness.

    :laugh:
  • The_1_Who_Knocks
    The_1_Who_Knocks Posts: 343 Member
    Ya'll are welcome to de-rail it into inappropriateness.

    :laugh:

    I am a gentleman, even on the internet, but when I saw the title of the thread I had to see what it was all about.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    In for sword fights
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    I'm a master sword swallower

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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Sounds like LOADS of fun!
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    *sigh*

    Slightly disappointed, I was expecting dirtier sword talk :cry:

    But I am intrigued by actual sword fighting. That sounds like an awesome and unique activity for you two to do together :smile:
  • doubleohstatus
    doubleohstatus Posts: 37
    I thought this thread was going to be way more innappropriate.

    Indeed lol
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm a master sword swallower

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    How YOU doin?
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Clearly he's practicing using your sword and will frame you for murder when your prints are all over the bloody murder weapon.
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    I'm a master sword swallower

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    you should come prove this to me ;-)
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    Clearly he's practicing using your sword and will frame you for murder when your prints are all over the bloody murder weapon.

    +1
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    I'm a master sword swallower

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  • Okapi42
    Okapi42 Posts: 495 Member
    Maybe he's being chivalrous and leaving you his to practice with because it's heavier? I use a heavier sword in training than in sparring, and it makes me faster.
  • craftywitch_63
    craftywitch_63 Posts: 829 Member
    I thought this thread was going to be way more innappropriate.

    Me too!!! :sad:
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    Ya'll are welcome to de-rail it into inappropriateness.

    :laugh:
    Off-topic, but… I'm seething with jealousy that you can say y'all. Do you know how ridiculous that word sounds with an Australian accent?

    On-topic, he must trust you a lot to leave you alone with his sword :wink:
  • hmaddpear
    hmaddpear Posts: 610 Member
    Also in, expecting more inappropriateness than we got!

    Sounds like your boyfriend is being sneaky! Honestly, leaving his sword at yours all the time...
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
    Obvious.....he's making sure YOU don't practice without him. You must be really good for him to feel threatened.
  • emacb123
    emacb123 Posts: 254 Member
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  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    The long sword left me with a sore aching back in the office today.

    :blushing:
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    I'm a master sword swallower

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    How YOU doin?

    I have a bit of a sore throat actually.
  • tattygun
    tattygun Posts: 447 Member
    I'm a master sword swallower

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    Best. Gif. Ever.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I have a sword, but it needs polishing.
  • Andreaviolet89
    Andreaviolet89 Posts: 290 Member
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    Yes this was my face too.
  • TaintedVampyre
    TaintedVampyre Posts: 1,428 Member
    I thought this thread was going to be way more innappropriate.

    I was hoping for inappropriateness.
  • TaintedVampyre
    TaintedVampyre Posts: 1,428 Member
    I thought this thread was going to be way more innappropriate.

    Indeed lol
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    YAY!!!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    Maybe he's being chivalrous and leaving you his to practice with because it's heavier? I use a heavier sword in training than in sparring, and it makes me faster.

    I use a sabre rather than a sword and use a heavier and lighter sabre depending on what I want to accomplish. If I am learning or perfecting moves I use the lighter one, if I am training for the real thing I use the heavier one.
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