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I need a new boy toy.

QueenBishOTUniverse
QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
in Chit-Chat
Full disclosure, the sharks ate my last one.

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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    I would not object to a few new toys myself though I prefer men to boys
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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    Will Led Zeppelin be involved?
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    am I to assume it's always shark week?
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
    I prefer cougars over sharks.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    I'll stay home during shark week. Should be safe that way.
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    Full disclosure, the sharks ate my last one.

    I wrestle sharks...just sayin.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Why did you allow the last one to swim with sharks. You should have had him doing better things.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    He kept trying to do silly things like have opinions, clearly not the job of a boy toy, so I re-purposed him.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    Why did you allow the last one to swim with sharks. You should have had him doing better things.

    So true.

    *then he wasn't a very good boy toy.
  • Modern_Warrior
    Modern_Warrior Posts: 163
    I'm in provided I get to drive the boat to the best off-shore fishing spots. I'll even maintain the boat for you, among other things. ;)
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    I prefer cougars over sharks.

    How you doin'?
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    Will Led Zeppelin be involved?

    Is that all you can think about? Your poor wife!
  • PinUp2014
    PinUp2014 Posts: 79 Member
    am I to assume it's always shark week?

    :heart:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Where do I send my credit card info?

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  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    Sharks, pffft.

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  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    I wear out my toys so fast, I am always looking for new ones. :blushing:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    LOL
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    "Where do I send my credit card info?"

    Cliffy! candy for credit cards. :)
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Actually, I'm looking for someone more like this....

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Back when I looked different....

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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Back when I looked different....

    n5sjeg.jpg

    NOW WE'RE TALKING! :love:
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    I approve of this thread.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    He kept trying to do silly things like have opinions, clearly not the job of a boy toy, so I re-purposed him.

    :laugh: :drinker:
  • my_time73
    my_time73 Posts: 2 Member
    The thirst...... gotta love it!!
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    If there is scuba diving involved I'm your man
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    He kept trying to do silly things like have opinions, clearly not the job of a boy toy, so I re-purposed him.

    :laugh: :drinker:

    Yea, he was all like "but I love you" and I was all like "Bish PLEASE!"

    and then this happened:
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  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    I like Hot Wheels myself
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