I need a new ex-wife.

Chieflrg
Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
Can only have half of my half that have left...

Secs optional...

Replies

  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    *off to file the paperwork*
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    I'm in. With the half I have and your quarter, I am set.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    You don't care about the secs? :noway:
  • Gotta bump this to see where it goes!
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    I'm married already, but will settle for ex-girlfriend if you don't mind my hubs. No alimony required. I just want someone to do my laundry, dishes, and cook. I'll pay the bills.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    You don't care about the secs? :noway:

    Okay, you caught me in a lie ^^^. Grounds for divorce, yes?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I'm married already, but will settle for ex-girlfriend if you don't mind my hubs. No alimony required. I just want someone to do my laundry, dishes, and cook. I'll pay the bills.

    No, no, yes, yes.

    Hubs is gonna have to leave the hizzouse during the secs. I don't want to hear whimpering in background...
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I volunteer to be the rebound with all the secs.
  • I could be in for this...:-D
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I could be in for this...:-D
    Ex-wife shall not have a pen!s in any way. I'm already filing against you...get ready to go to the cleaners buddy!
  • I was talking to Will_Thrust_For_Candy, not you. I don't "do" dudes! I was even asked to join in for DP once, and I won't even do that because it's too close to the other guy! Damn!
  • I'm sure we could easily make this not work out, I'm demanding, self centered and adulterous. I promise to make you my one and only for like the week we are married though.

    I don't even need half of the half you have left, I'll easily find someone to replace you when we are done.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    I'm sure we could easily make this not work out, I'm demanding, self centered and adulterous. I promise to make you my one and only for like the week we are married though.

    I don't even need half of the half you have left, I'll easily find someone to replace you when we are done.

    I KNEW my ex wife had a twin!!! :wink:
  • I'm sure we could easily make this not work out, I'm demanding, self centered and adulterous. I promise to make you my one and only for like the week we are married though.

    I don't even need half of the half you have left, I'll easily find someone to replace you when we are done.

    I KNEW my ex wife had a twin!!! :wink:

    Hmmm, 2 of me might cause a disaster of epic proportions....just sayin...
  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    I'm in. I don't even want half of the half you half left. All I want is the secs....everyday, several times a day. Think you can handle that, Chief?:wink:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    How did I not see this thread lol. Classic! :flowerforyou:
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    I'm a new ex-wife...the divorce was final on Monday! :laugh:



    .


    ..not serious.
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    I just want secs, that ok with you?
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    i try to be self sufficient. a quarter is just fine with me.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    How did I not see this thread lol. Classic! :flowerforyou:
    That profile pic of yah is classic!
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  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I suspect maybe...
  • you seem nice... how did you end up with a Effing C*** for an ex wife!?
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I am nice....don't tell anyone though, its a secret only my friends here know.
  • I can imagine.. you just have that face... like you're really really dirty in bed, but come across as this sweet innocent guy.
    Am I warm?
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I can't afford another half!