I need a new ex-wife.
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*off to file the paperwork*0
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I'm in. With the half I have and your quarter, I am set.0
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You don't care about the secs? :noway:0
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Gotta bump this to see where it goes!0
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I'm married already, but will settle for ex-girlfriend if you don't mind my hubs. No alimony required. I just want someone to do my laundry, dishes, and cook. I'll pay the bills.0
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You don't care about the secs? :noway:
Okay, you caught me in a lie ^^^. Grounds for divorce, yes?0 -
I'm married already, but will settle for ex-girlfriend if you don't mind my hubs. No alimony required. I just want someone to do my laundry, dishes, and cook. I'll pay the bills.
No, no, yes, yes.
Hubs is gonna have to leave the hizzouse during the secs. I don't want to hear whimpering in background...0 -
I volunteer to be the rebound with all the secs.0
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I could be in for this...:-D0
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I could be in for this...:-D0
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I was talking to Will_Thrust_For_Candy, not you. I don't "do" dudes! I was even asked to join in for DP once, and I won't even do that because it's too close to the other guy! Damn!0
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I'm sure we could easily make this not work out, I'm demanding, self centered and adulterous. I promise to make you my one and only for like the week we are married though.
I don't even need half of the half you have left, I'll easily find someone to replace you when we are done.0 -
I'm sure we could easily make this not work out, I'm demanding, self centered and adulterous. I promise to make you my one and only for like the week we are married though.
I don't even need half of the half you have left, I'll easily find someone to replace you when we are done.
I KNEW my ex wife had a twin!!!0 -
I'm sure we could easily make this not work out, I'm demanding, self centered and adulterous. I promise to make you my one and only for like the week we are married though.
I don't even need half of the half you have left, I'll easily find someone to replace you when we are done.
I KNEW my ex wife had a twin!!!
Hmmm, 2 of me might cause a disaster of epic proportions....just sayin...0 -
I'm in. I don't even want half of the half you half left. All I want is the secs....everyday, several times a day. Think you can handle that, Chief?0
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How did I not see this thread lol. Classic! :flowerforyou:0
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I'm a new ex-wife...the divorce was final on Monday! :laugh:
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..not serious.0 -
I just want secs, that ok with you?0
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i try to be self sufficient. a quarter is just fine with me.0
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How did I not see this thread lol. Classic! :flowerforyou:0
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I suspect maybe...0
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you seem nice... how did you end up with a Effing C*** for an ex wife!?0
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I am nice....don't tell anyone though, its a secret only my friends here know.0
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I can imagine.. you just have that face... like you're really really dirty in bed, but come across as this sweet innocent guy.
Am I warm?0 -
I can't afford another half!0
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