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  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    No stalker category yet?

    Redundant as we all are in that category. :laugh:
  • richardheath
    richardheath Posts: 1,276 Member
    Baby cows should drink milk, not people.

    Yes, baby cows should definitely not drink people. Where would they get the juicer anyway?



    The Grammar Nazis.
  • Ihatecoldsoup
    Ihatecoldsoup Posts: 186
    Sounds a lot like high school...
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I'm not sure what I would be. :laugh:

    Jake from State Farm?

    Nahh, I'm the old timer. Been around here awhile. :wink:

    Does that mean I can't call your at three in the morning? :laugh:
    What are you wearing "Jake"?
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
    Also the people that use fake pics as their own. I love them so very, very much.

    WHAT?!?!? Don't tell me you don't believe my profile picture isn't me :wink:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I thought we were all just divided by those who are afraid of food and those who aren't?
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    The S&M crowd - this is more prevalent on MFP than any other dating website I have ever been on.

    Ugh...that was a horrible album. I must avoid those people. :laugh:

    I was sympathetic to you for your wife hating on Led Zepplin. But you hating on Metallica I cannot abide by.


    Unless you are hating on St. Anger or Death Magnetic. Anything after Jason Newsted left.

    I had to find a way to work Dave Mustaine into this thread:

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  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    The ones that *always* win at MFP Bingo....and....SWEET PATATERZ!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    I thought we were all just divided by those who are afraid of food and those who aren't?

    Olives scare the bejeezes out of me.
  • mjones6599
    mjones6599 Posts: 129
    And what about the flirts???

    Surely I can't be the only one....am I??:noway:
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    I thought we were all just divided by those who are afraid of food and those who aren't?

    Olives scare the bejeezes out of me.

    For good reason... *gag*
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    ^^^ Nice screen name. My favorite Tool song!
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    ^^^ Nice screen name. My favorite Tool song!

    One of my personal favorites too!
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    Serial Flouncers - They leave and come back every time the wind blows.

    (Has anybody said that yet?)

    The Never Readers - They love to reply to threads without reading to see if their super-helpful post has already been mentioned over and over.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    The supre religous / antireligion sects that like to go at each other with such energy
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    The guy who thinks you don't need protein and can survive on nothing but plant life.
    I've been on this site for 2 years, and i have never come across anyone who says that you need no protein.

    Do you have a pager that goes off when someone posts "plant life"?

    ROTFL. Seriously. Tears are coming out of my eyes. :flowerforyou:
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Did someone already say the grown women who are still confused about TOM and how it causes bloat and it must be that and not the weekend of binge eating?


    :huh:

    Or that you get hungrier during that time. And, yes, you can work out. Unless you get debilitating cramps. In which case you should see a doctor.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    What about the 22-year-old females with 4 pounds to loose who can't possibly eat the 1200 calories "the site" has set for them and aren't loosing weight?
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Baby cows should drink milk, not people.

    Yes, baby cows should definitely not drink people. Where would they get the juicer anyway?



    The Grammar Nazis.

    What about eating baby cows? Can we do that? If we can, then why can't we eat the baby cow components?
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    the misinformed zealots.

    if only people would adhere to their lists of allowable and unallowable foods, they just know they can make the world a better place. in fact, they are absolutely convinced of it!

    Until somebody checks their diary....
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    Ugh...that was a horrible album. I must avoid those people. :laugh:

    If you're referring to Metallica's S&M album, ima cut you.

    as a violinist, i am pro-Metallica's S&M album and i support this message.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Ugh...that was a horrible album. I must avoid those people. :laugh:

    If you're referring to Metallica's S&M album, ima cut you.

    as a violinist, i am pro-Metallica's S&M album and i support this message.

    I'm also a violinist! (well, was)
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    The S&M crowd - this is more prevalent on MFP than any other dating website I have ever been on.

    Ugh...that was a horrible album. I must avoid those people. :laugh:

    If you're referring to Metallica's S&M album, ima cut you.

    Metallica ceased to exist after Justice...... :tongue:

    See? I knew you were confused about music. The Black Album was the last Metallica album.

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  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    the thread hijackers!

    the thread killers...

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  • tappae
    tappae Posts: 568 Member
    I can't eat 1,200 calories a day!

    I've had friends say this IRL after they joined the site, and I questioned them on it. What they mean is that they can't eat that much while eating "clean." In addition to counting calories, they're also trying to completely change how they eat.

    "Surely you ate more than that in order to gain weight?"

    "Yeah, but I was eating a lot of McDonalds."

    "Why can't you eat enough now?"

    "I would have to go to McDonalds."

    "Why don't you go to McDonalds?"

    "That's not healthy."
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    I can't eat 1,200 calories a day!

    I've had friends say this IRL after they joined the site, and I questioned them on it. What they mean is that they can't eat that much while eating "clean." In addition to counting calories, they're also trying to completely change how they eat.

    "Surely you ate more than that in order to gain weight?"

    "Yeah, but I was eating a lot of McDonalds."

    "Why can't you eat enough now?"

    "I would have to go to McDonalds."

    "Why don't you go to McDonalds?"

    "That's not healthy."

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    this is me :smooched:
    I ate half a whole chicken trying to meet my calories yesterday among other things :bigsmile:

    fast food makes me feel sick I tried to eat a burger after clean eating for two months and I got so sick :sick: :sick:

    but I found when in doubt choke down some peanut butter :bigsmile: its loaded with end of the day calories for a calorie slacker like me :smooched: :laugh:

    p.s. I travel for work I got fat living in motel rooms and eating out multiple times every day
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