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WHAT CAN YOU DO with your Tongue?

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    My tongue is a cunning linguist.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My tongue is a cunning linguist.

    That was linguistically cunning.
  • Ilikelamps
    Ilikelamps Posts: 482 Member
    I can swallow you whole
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    My tongue is a cunning linguist.

    That was linguistically cunning.

    I plagarized it. My tongue is a thief.
  • Wanting3
    Wanting3 Posts: 48
    I can't do this

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    I think I just turned into a lesbian :laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My tongue is a cunning linguist.

    That was linguistically cunning.

    I plagarized it. My tongue is a thief.

    That's hot.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    I can't do this

    FGsplittongue.gif

    I think I just turned into a lesbian :laugh:

    QFT :drinker:
  • kuolo
    kuolo Posts: 251 Member
    Make a noise like a wood pigeon :smile:
  • JulieGirl58
    JulieGirl58 Posts: 158 Member
    I can touch my nose with my tongue.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Bite it, you know, so I don't say anything foolish.
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    Make it vibrate.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    Ummm breathing with the tongue out is very possible and a necessity to making a woman incredibly happy...
  • mybuttitches123
    mybuttitches123 Posts: 24
    I can taste meat with my tongue.
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    Ummm breathing with the tongue out is very possible and a necessity to making a woman incredibly happy...

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Ummm breathing with the tongue out is very possible and a necessity to making a woman incredibly happy...

    For example, while licking the cream out of your cupcake.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    th?id=HN.608054944155042018&pid=15.1
    Ummm breathing with the tongue out is very possible and a necessity to making a woman incredibly happy...

    For example, while licking the cream out of your cupcake.
    Don't make me make a gif on how this is done...
  • mybuttitches123
    mybuttitches123 Posts: 24
    DO IT
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    th?id=HN.608054944155042018&pid=15.1
    Ummm breathing with the tongue out is very possible and a necessity to making a woman incredibly happy...

    For example, while licking the cream out of your cupcake.
    Don't make me make a gif on how this is done...

    Please do. Thank you in advance. :heart:
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    Touch my nose!

    Me too! It's a fun party trick! LMAO
  • Pamela_in_Progress
    Pamela_in_Progress Posts: 197 Member
    I can make a 3 leaf clover :tongue:
  • Rocbola
    Rocbola Posts: 1,998 Member
    Yea, i can't really talk about what i can do with my tongue on this anti-adult site :heart: My girlfriend seems to like it, though.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Yea, i can't really talk about what i can do with my tongue on this anti-adult site :heart: My girlfriend seems to like it, though.

    Just say it.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    anyways i could tie a cherry stem. yeah, just like on TV. klassy.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I can make a 3 leaf clover :tongue:

    pffffffffffffft. i can make a teradactyl. amateur.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    i like it when i'm the only one talking in a thread. it makes me feel omnipotent. like i have the whole thread to myself and i can do whatever i want. like it's my own little world.
  • bigbarnold
    bigbarnold Posts: 2,554 Member
    What can't I do with my tongue?:smokin:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Yea, i can't really talk about what i can do with my tongue on this anti-adult site :heart: My girlfriend seems to like it, though.

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    Keep it in your pants.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I can breathe when my tongue is out .-.
    Edit: I used to also.. Be able to breathe through my ear, but don't feel like bringing that one back, might drown in a pool lol.
  • Fit4_Life
    Fit4_Life Posts: 828 Member
    I can twist my tongue to either side and turn it upside down.:tongue:
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    I can twist my tongue to either side and turn it upside down.:tongue:


    Video evidence required or it did not happen. :smile:
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