Taking applications for my 1st friend.

FitWithWit44
FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member
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I thought I was going to have to post in the Introduce Yourself forum and beg for friends. Saw a thread about accepting friend applications, and thought “how cool is this place.” Although the other thread focused on the recipient benefits, I am going to focus on requirements. After all, the recipient will have the honor of being #1.

1. Must be female. Men will be accepted at a later date, but certainly not considered for the #1 spot.
2. This position has a minimum age of 30. My apologies to the younger ladies, but you can be a little cra cra at times.
3. You must eat bacon on at least a monthly basis. Otherwise, I will be unable to relate to you.
4. Same as above regarding pizza.
5. Sense of humor

Thank you for your interest. Look forward to making a selection in the near future.
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  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    Pick me, pick me! I have never been first at anything. I fulfill requirements 1,2, 4 and 5. Although some of my friends would argue about the lack of crazy. Sorry I don't like bacon.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Depends.

    Are you really Ryan Gosling?
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    1. *shimmys boobs*... yup female

    2. 40 and fabulous

    3. I spent Sunday afternoon baking and then eating bourbon Bacon chocolate chip cookies....bacon is food for the gods

    4. Pizza probably once a week...with beer of course

    5. you would have to be the judge of that...sense of humor is a relative thing
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Those cookies sound awesome
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    I know I am risking my reputation and my current friends. Ready for it?


    I don't like bacon. It's too greasy and way too salty.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I got one out of five. Do I get some sort of consolation prize?
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I meet all of them except #1 but my operation is next week! I hope you can make an exception!?
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I meet all of them except #1 but my operation is next week! I hope you can make an exception!?


    He's going to be a real beauty once it's completed. Pick him!!
  • andylowry
    andylowry Posts: 89
    I'm not female, but I've met a couple of them. Does that count?
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    I meet all of them except #1 but my operation is next week! I hope you can make an exception!?


    He's going to be a real beauty once it's completed. Pick him!!

    I can "tuck it in" until then too!
  • sypop
    sypop Posts: 102 Member
    I meet all of them....except 2 and 3...but I understand I can be pretty cray cray at times :wink:
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    I meet all of them except #1 but my operation is next week! I hope you can make an exception!?


    He's going to be a real beauty once it's completed. Pick him!!
    Really he is! he's got great bone structure
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I meet all of them except #1 but my operation is next week! I hope you can make an exception!?


    He's going to be a real beauty once it's completed. Pick him!!

    I can "tuck it in" until then too!


    I have duct tape!!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Sad thing is, this guy is probably serious....
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Sad thing is, this guy is probably serious....
    indeed \m/
  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
    1. Must be female. Men will be accepted at a later date, but certainly not considered for the #1 spot.

    * Hey I qualify, I am a female, I have been my entire life, I birthed a kid (38 hours of labor...thirty-freaking-eight ETA: Natural)*

    2. This position has a minimum age of 30. My apologies to the younger ladies, but you can be a little cra cra at times.

    **My birthday is Saturday, I will be a whopping 35 years old.**


    3. You must eat bacon on at least a monthly basis. Otherwise, I will be unable to relate to you.

    ***mmmm bacon***

    4. Same as above regarding pizza.

    ****oooey gooey cheesy goodness get in mah belly****


    5. Sense of humor

    *****I have one, it's dry and sarcastic, but it's there****
  • katieannebrown
    katieannebrown Posts: 19 Member
    Any job description for those of us that meet the application requirements?
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Sad thing is, this guy is probably serious....
    indeed \m/

    His profile picture has awesome grammar too!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Any job description for those of us that meet the application requirements?
    must be good at makin sammiches? \m/
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Sad thing is, this guy is probably serious....
    indeed \m/

    His profile picture has awesome grammar too!

    Well, thanks for ruining it for me. I'm out.
  • FitWithWit44
    FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member
    Sad thing is, this guy is probably serious....

    Why wouldn't I be serious about adding friends?
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Any job description for those of us that meet the application requirements?

    I'm assuming the job description is the same as most males of females on MFP......must send nudes.
  • FitWithWit44
    FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member
    Any job description for those of us that meet the application requirements?

    Just be supportive
  • madhatter2013
    madhatter2013 Posts: 1,547 Member
    OH OH OH I'm female, 32 next month, I eat pizza every weekend, bacon almost every morning, and

    Awesome-Graphics9.gif
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    You're back!

    Yay!

    I missed you!

    I don't want to be number one. I want to be number 3 just like last time.
  • dcresider
    dcresider Posts: 1,272 Member
    1. I'm female, I think.
    2. yeah, I'm over 30. so what?
    3. does turkey bacon count?
    4. I'm a pizza snob.
    5. haha! LOL!!!!!! okay, I can do this.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Any job description for those of us that meet the application requirements?

    Just be supportive

    Hands? chin? or is any support acceptable
  • FitWithWit44
    FitWithWit44 Posts: 412 Member
    I received my first FR (someone trying to bypass the process) that included Mr. Rogers flipping me off.

    Clearly she is funny, but not going to make it to my neighborhood
  • singlefemalelawyer
    singlefemalelawyer Posts: 382 Member
    I want to know what makes you so special that you are taking applications for the number one spot. I don't apply for anything unless I know it's worth it.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    I meet all of them except #1 but my operation is next week! I hope you can make an exception!?


    He's going to be a real beauty once it's completed. Pick him!!

    I can "tuck it in" until then too!


    I have duct tape!!

    I have some bacon we can wrap it with like camouflage.
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