What do you make of this?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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So, I was appraoached by Keith, the Custodian at the Y, this morning. He said, "Hey, K - I just found the strangest thing. I was cleaning the showers and I found a bottle of Wesson oil that was a quarter full. What the heck would anyone be doing with that in the shower?" I gave him a plausible answer, but it wasn't the first thing that popped in my head. What explanation do you have for it being there?
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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I have no reply that wouldn't earn me a strike...
  • RabbitLost
    RabbitLost Posts: 333 Member
    Needed for putting on skinny jeans? That's the farthest I'm going with that. :noway:
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Do other people not turn public showers into slip 'n' slides?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    So that's where I left it! Dry skin, it's just dry skin! :ohwell:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    He wanted to make some fried catfish with you.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Possibly for making salad dressing?


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  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    oil cleansing?
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Did you find grapefruit skin in the shower, too?
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Did you find grapefruit skin in the shower, too?

    I'm pretty sure that the garbage disposal in the drain took care of it.
  • Ysmir
    Ysmir Posts: 828 Member
    "HAIR MOISTURIZER
    You can use vegetable oil as a deep conditioning treatment. Just take about half a cup of oil and warm it at 50% power in the microwave until it's just above room temperature. Massage the vegetable oil into your hair, shampoo and then rinse."

    But I copied and pasted that from the Huffington post so...
  • KinoM
    KinoM Posts: 359 Member
    Oil pulling?

    nflydd6


    NO, NOT THAT, YOU FILTH MINDED DIRT MONGER!

    This ridiculous practice: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_pulling
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    In some cultures oil is used as a kind of soap (dirt binds to the oil & is wiped off) and in the west used as skin mosturizer - heavier than lotion.., lighter than vaseline.
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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Skin moisurizer. We keep bottles of olive oil for just this reason. :bigsmile:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    It was for putting the oil on the skin so that one doesn't get the hose.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    He wanted to make some fried catfish with you.

    With me as in, inviting me to help him, or as in I would be the catfish?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It was for putting the oil on the skin so that one doesn't get the hose.

    But it was in the shower
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    He wanted to make some fried catfish with you.

    With me as in, inviting me to help him, or as in I would be the catfish?

    Yes. :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    tanning oil?

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    There is not tanning at the Y, and you know the weather we have been having lately.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Oil pulling?

    nflydd6


    NO, NOT THAT, YOU FILTH MINDED DIRT MONGER!

    This ridiculous practice: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_pulling

    My first thought was the other kind of pulling.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    even at her advanced age, that Florence Henderson is insatiable

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  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    somebody wants that baby soft skin and hair? If you looked in my shower you would find baby oil (for my body), coconut oil (to shave with) and olive oil (hair)
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    somebody wants that baby soft skin and hair? If you looked in my shower you would find baby oil (for my body), coconut oil (to shave with) and olive oil (hair)

    I keep 30 weight in my shower because.....wait, I've said too much.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    somebody wants that baby soft skin and hair? If you looked in my shower you would find baby oil (for my body), coconut oil (to shave with) and olive oil (hair)

    I keep 30 weight in my shower because.....wait, I've said too much.

    a manly weight for a "manly" shower, huh?
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    somebody wants that baby soft skin and hair? If you looked in my shower you would find baby oil (for my body), coconut oil (to shave with) and olive oil (hair)

    I keep 30 weight in my shower because.....wait, I've said too much.

    a manly weight for a "manly" shower, huh?

    Have you been spying on me????? :laugh:
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    somebody wants that baby soft skin and hair? If you looked in my shower you would find baby oil (for my body), coconut oil (to shave with) and olive oil (hair)

    I keep 30 weight in my shower because.....wait, I've said too much.

    a manly weight for a "manly" shower, huh?

    Have you been spying on me????? :laugh:

    spying? of course not, I just happened to stumble upon the webcam one day and well, you know, I was hooked :smokin: well done!!!!!
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    I googled "Wesson Oil in Shower" and the results were low and filled with mostly exactly what you think :grumble: but there was this and well I suppose it's possible it's the "wacky use #5" http://www.wackyuses.com/wesson.html
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    Possibly for making salad dressing?


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    Fantastic pull. i use the "I prepared it while i bathed" line to much success.

    and bonus from the episode i learned how to make rose radishes.

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