Rehabilitation for MFP

P_O_O_P
P_O_O_P Posts: 4,557 Member
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I have an addiction to MFP. I can't stop typing. If you are like me, whatever you do, do not post anything! Stop the madness!

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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Too late....:noway: That's the first step, admitting I have a problem!
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    I don't have a problem, I just spend all of my waking time here. I want an MFP chip placed in my head. It'll chase the demons out!
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Can't be done.
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  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    That's an impossible decision. I guess pick between booze and blow. You only need one to get you inebriated right?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    If you'd leave the blow alone the hookers would stop following you, so see, two birds, one stone! And a few more hours of MFP!
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    If I stopped posting, I'd have to do some real work. You do the math. :grumble: :laugh:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
    If you'd leave the blow alone the hookers would stop following you, so see, two birds, one stone! And a few more hours of MFP!

    DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
  • lmhbuss
    lmhbuss Posts: 282 Member
    That's an impossible decision. I guess pick between booze and blow. You only need one to get you inebriated right?
    But you need the two to counteract each other. They are a package deal.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    Thanks Obama! :mad:
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  • sheskimtastic
    sheskimtastic Posts: 403
    If I stopped posting, I'd have to do some real work. You do the math. :grumble: :laugh:

    This is me. MFP>work/real life any day.
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    That's an impossible decision. I guess pick between booze and blow. You only need one to get you inebriated right?
    But you need the two to counteract each other. They are a package deal.

    Yes. Cocaine is a stimulant and alcohol is a depressant. Gotta have the ups and downs balanced.

    I wouldn't know.
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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Drew you back in didn't it? You know it's all a trap!
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    I have a serious love/hate relationship with this site. I almost rage quit atleast 5 times a week!
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  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    I have to whittle down my vices. Booze, sex, music, video games, hookers, blow, and MFP. One of them has to go!

    I'll trade one of the above for that invitation back!
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    It's like crack...we wanna quit but we can't...we keep coming back...for being made to feel like **** by others, to see people who look better than we do, and to see the trolls comment on all of the above..

    ok that was a weeks worth of therapy..i feel better and need a drink....

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    and to see the trolls comment on all of the above..

    i resemble that remark!
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  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    and to see the trolls comment on all of the above..

    i resemble that remark!

    are you calling yourself a troll? come on, surely you know better than that g ;)
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    It's like crack...we wanna quit but we can't...we keep coming back...for being made to feel like **** by others, to see people who look better than we do, and to see the trolls comment on all of the above..

    ok that was a weeks worth of therapy..i feel better and need a drink....

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    You sound like you're in need of a hug?

    epic-hugs-friends-cute-cat.gif

    if the hug comes from a cat, count me in...thats called unconditional love right there buddy!!
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    and to see the trolls comment on all of the above..

    i resemble that remark!

    are you calling yourself a troll? come on, surely you know better than that g ;)

    true L, Im a troll hunter!
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  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    and to see the trolls comment on all of the above..

    i resemble that remark!


    are you calling yourself a troll? come on, surely you know better than that g ;)

    true L, Im a troll hunter!

    are you now? that could get interesting...
  • kytte
    kytte Posts: 323 Member
    It's like crack...we wanna quit but we can't...we keep coming back...for being made to feel like **** by others, to see people who look better than we do, and to see the trolls comment on all of the above..

    ok that was a weeks worth of therapy..i feel better and need a drink....

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    You sound like you're in need of a hug?

    epic-hugs-friends-cute-cat.gif

    if the hug comes from a cat, count me in...thats called unconditional love right there buddy!!

    I know. No matter how many times I throw my cat against the wall, he still lets me pet him.
    Mine *kitten* herself for treats.
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
    It's like crack...we wanna quit but we can't...we keep coming back...for being made to feel like **** by others, to see people who look better than we do, and to see the trolls comment on all of the above..

    ok that was a weeks worth of therapy..i feel better and need a drink....

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    You sound like you're in need of a hug?

    epic-hugs-friends-cute-cat.gif

    if the hug comes from a cat, count me in...thats called unconditional love right there buddy!!

    I know. No matter how many times I throw my cat against the wall, he still lets me pet him.

    so that's why he's been coming over and cuddling with me!!! i just love to hear him puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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