Zero Calorie Chocolate Chip Cookies

jdb3388
jdb3388 Posts: 239 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Anybody know where I can find some?

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  • missy_girl001
    missy_girl001 Posts: 53 Member
    heaven.
  • missabeez
    missabeez Posts: 280 Member
    Is this a trick question?
  • soberlicious
    soberlicious Posts: 121 Member
    heaven.

    QFT
  • LeahFerri
    LeahFerri Posts: 186 Member
    Narnia.
  • rdkstar
    rdkstar Posts: 260 Member
    The person that figures this out will become a millionaire.
  • BoxerBrawler
    BoxerBrawler Posts: 2,032 Member
    Disney Land

    Honestly, I have gotten pretty creative with Walden Farms products e.g., marshmallow dip, chocolate sauce, carmel dip. But I can't imagine how you'd pull off a cookie.
  • YorriaRaine
    YorriaRaine Posts: 370 Member
    In a distant future, somebody will figure out how to make a virtual reality where you can eat whatever the f*** you want and get the satisfaction.

    So your solution is time travel. :drinker:
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    Same aisle as this:

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NO:angry:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Same aisle as this:

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    LOL
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Same aisle as this:

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    Except for the sparkles getting stuck in your teeth, it's not bad!
  • jdb3388
    jdb3388 Posts: 239 Member
    Same aisle as this:

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    I love unicorn meat. It's 100% protein and tastes like bacon.
  • caranais
    caranais Posts: 101 Member
    Get one large cauliflower ................
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Get one large cauliflower ................

    GTFO my internets...
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  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    So clever!
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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I always picture the scene where Counselor Troi orders *two* hot fudge sundaes with real ice cream and I think, "They have transporters... why don't they just eat whatever they want and then beam it out of their stomachs when they're done?" Duh!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Close your eyes. Imagine a nice chocolate chip cookie. Now visualize eating it. Concentrate on the texture... (chewy isn't it?) Can you smell the chocolate. Feel the crumbs dribble down your chin as you bite into it.

    There you go.
  • 1stday13
    1stday13 Posts: 433 Member
    Same aisle as this:

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    I love unicorn meat. It's 100% protein and tastes like bacon.
    Hmmm? I thought it tasted like Chicken :laugh:
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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  • midwestspitfire
    midwestspitfire Posts: 46 Member
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  • midwestspitfire
    midwestspitfire Posts: 46 Member
    I always picture the scene where Counselor Troi orders *two* hot fudge sundaes with real ice cream and I think, "They have transporters... why don't they just eat whatever they want and then beam it out of their stomachs when they're done?" Duh!


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    I'm too dumb to post urls.
  • WillUAre
    WillUAre Posts: 81 Member
    Here's a virtual one for you. Zero calorie.

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  • missyjane824
    missyjane824 Posts: 1,199 Member
    It's all about the maths
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Anybody know where I can find some?
    Love it! :bigsmile: :laugh:

    Why not just work a regular chocolate chip cookie into your diet? It will keep you more satisfied then a zero calorie cookie.
  • Fenrissa
    Fenrissa Posts: 116
    Right here.

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  • missyjane824
    missyjane824 Posts: 1,199 Member
    Right here.

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    Cleary, this one has negative calories.

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