Your last text will be put on your grave stone...

What is texting?

"Come home safely when the time comes."

"You know you're hungry when Ned's nasty-@$$ fish sticks smell good."

"Hello [friend's name]: Take care of the bottle of Six Sigma [a sauvignon blanc from Lake County] that I left at your house. We will drink it another time."

It was a good time last night and there were so many bottles of champagne we ended up not needing the SB.

Happy Easter!

"I blame the boy."

This one might actually be true.

"Bs"

in reply to my husband regarding a bill.

I would be in so much trouble if I posted that last text I received :laugh: :blushing:

My last outgoing text was boring though..."Not really"

A picture my husband took of me getting stoned on 4/20. You know, lifting my Atlas stone.

Oh wait, mine will actually, Sweetheart, I'm in overdraft..again...

"slept too long on Todd's couch"

Silly people and their need for LAT/LONG Coordinates

Good night, love!

I got my sexy underwear!!