Sugar In Muh Coffee

SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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I just ran out of Splenda and had to use regular granulated sugar cane sugar in muh coffee. Do I need to do a cleanse now? Which should I do?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    You're screwed :\
  • The_Iron_Beast
    The_Iron_Beast Posts: 66
    Coffee enema.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    You're screwed :\
  • phuckingbadasscutie
    phuckingbadasscutie Posts: 1,619 Member
    You're screwed :\

    Yup
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Coffee enema.

    Do these enemas get bigger depending on how bold and dark it is?

    I'll take a blonde decaf please...
  • AthleticForties_wechanged
    AthleticForties_wechanged Posts: 611
    Use Blue Agave syrup to sweeten your coffee. It's natural and will digest easier, is vegan friendly, and has no additives or preservatives.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    Use Blue Agave syrup to sweeten your coffee. It's natural and will digest easier, is vegan friendly, and has no additives or preservatives.

    Agave tequila...About the same, yes?
  • AthleticForties_wechanged
    AthleticForties_wechanged Posts: 611
    Agave tequila...About the same, yes?

    Just a bit of an extra kick, yes!
  • CMoeDee
    CMoeDee Posts: 102 Member
    You have to do the "Opposites Attract" Cleanse, it's the best! You basically ingest a mug of sugar with a drop of coffee in it, and then it all meets up in your body and becomes inert. It's like magic!
  • Kinseykick
    Kinseykick Posts: 59
    Use Blue Agave syrup to sweeten your coffee. It's natural and will digest easier, is vegan friendly, and has no additives or preservatives.

    Agave tequila...About the same, yes?

    Not too sure if that goes with coffee but I would recommend it in a margarita ;D or just with salt and a lime
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    I recommend a 1,027 day juice cleanse and after that you will consume nothing but shakeology for the rest of your days!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I think you should detox ASAP.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You have about 5 weeks left to live. Enjoy.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    If you chew your coffee 32 times, per sip, it will neutralize the sugar. Depending on how fast you chew, you may also get your heart rate up to the fat burning range for an extra added bonus benefit.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    You most likely just developed a sugar addiction.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Real sugar? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    I believe standard pennance is 3 Hail Mary's and a Glory Be.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    You most likely just developed a sugar addiction.

    But I'm already so sweet...will I turn into a sugar cube?
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Yes azucar, you will.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Use Blue Agave syrup to sweeten your coffee. It's natural and will digest easier, is vegan friendly, and has no additives or preservatives.

    LOLwut?
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Use Blue Agave syrup to sweeten your coffee. It's natural and will digest easier, is vegan friendly, and has no additives or preservatives.

    Agave tequila...About the same, yes?

    Not too sure if that goes with coffee but I would recommend it in a margarita ;D or just with salt and a lime

    Mmmm. Salt and coffee! Now that is a yummy combo!
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    Did you weigh the sugar on the scale though?

    You might be off by a percentage of like...6. Or even 7...

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