Dear Men: About your eyes....

MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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Close them when you are kissing.

Open them when you are driving.

That is all.
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  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
    Seems complicated. Do you have any charts or visual aids I can refer to? TIA
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Seems complicated. Do you have any charts or visual aids I can refer to? TIA

    TIA? I ain't your aunt? What in the good name of oreo's are you TALKING ABOUT?
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    Wait . . . .
    How do you know whether my eyes are open?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Seems complicated. Do you have any charts or visual aids I can refer to? TIA

    C'mere, I'll show ya. :wink: YWIA
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    I knew one guy who loved to kiss ( and make love) with his eyes open, because he enjoyed the view. And watching the response. Blessings upon him, he taught me a lot .......
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Wait . . . .
    How do you know whether my eyes are open?

    Because I am a woman, and women are allowed to open their eyes. Do you even English?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I knew one guy who loved to kiss ( and make love) with his eyes open, because he enjoyed the view. And watching the response. Blessings upon him, he taught me a lot .......
    oh
  • Xxoxo
    Xxoxo Posts: 233
    Truth right there.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Truth right there.

    see the women get it? why is this hard for the men?

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Men are better at driving. .even with our eyes closed.
  • lookin4gains
    lookin4gains Posts: 1,761 Member
    I've kissed a couple girls that had their eyes open. And honestly it's pretty creepy. Now opening them for a second and going back in is sexy but when you do that and they are looking at you? Kills the mood for me right then and there. I can imagine it's the same for a girl.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Men are better at driving. .even with our eyes closed.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I've kissed a couple girls that had their eyes open. And honestly it's pretty creepy. Now opening them for a second and going back in is sexy but when you do that and they are looking at you? Kills the mood for me right then and there. I can imagine it's the same for a girl.

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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I Have to admit, I am guilty of peeking, I think it help s to ensure I am pleasing the one I am with (read WIFE only here!). I want to make sure as I am kissing licking biting snuzzling snuggling teething lipping caressing rubbing grabbing slapping those places that I am getting the right effect and moving at the pace she enjoys. I can't do that if I am blind :-)
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

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    better watch my back now
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  • phuckingbadasscutie
    phuckingbadasscutie Posts: 1,619 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

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    better watch my back now
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    Then don't ask for us to go below the steering wheel ;)
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

    Oh_no_you_didn%27t.gif


    better watch my back now
    Dodge-This1.gif

    Then don't ask for us to go below the steering wheel ;)


    geez so many rules
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

    Oh_no_you_didn%27t.gif


    better watch my back now
    Dodge-This1.gif

    Then don't ask for us to go below the steering wheel ;)


    geez so many rules

    This is starting to make sense of my morning.
  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
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  • dgk2024
    dgk2024 Posts: 15 Member
    I've kissed a couple girls that had their eyes open. And honestly it's pretty creepy. Now opening them for a second and going back in is sexy but when you do that and they are looking at you? Kills the mood for me right then and there. I can imagine it's the same for a girl.

    I can agree, from a girl's point of view :smile:
  • BlueButterfly94
    BlueButterfly94 Posts: 303 Member
    I knew one guy who loved to kiss ( and make love) with his eyes open, because he enjoyed the view. And watching the response. Blessings upon him, he taught me a lot .......
    Wowza! Though making love with the eyes open sounds normal to me.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    is this what you expect when you open your eyes in the middle of a kiss?

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  • phuckingbadasscutie
    phuckingbadasscutie Posts: 1,619 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

    Oh_no_you_didn%27t.gif


    better watch my back now
    Dodge-This1.gif

    Then don't ask for us to go below the steering wheel ;)


    geez so many rules

    This is starting to make sense of my morning.

    Saw a few guys with eyes closed while driving this morning, did you?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    Instructions unclear. C*** stuck in toaster.
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

    Oh_no_you_didn%27t.gif


    better watch my back now
    Dodge-This1.gif

    Then don't ask for us to go below the steering wheel ;)


    geez so many rules

    This is starting to make sense of my morning.

    Saw a few guys with eyes closed while driving this morning, did you?

    saw a gal who was driving with her head below steering wheel.....could only see 1 hand on top of the wheel and no idea where the rest of her bodyor head was located.
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    Instructions unclear. C*** stuck in toaster.

    Dying. DYING.
  • Xxoxo
    Xxoxo Posts: 233
    And men… please hold the steering wheel with one hand at 2:00 and the other at 9:00…. not 5:00 and 7:00…. :noway:
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    And men… please hold the steering wheel with one hand at 2:00 and the other at 9:00…. not 5:00 and 7:00…. :noway:

    pshh.. the only thing worth using two hands on is.....
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

    Oh_no_you_didn%27t.gif


    better watch my back now
    Dodge-This1.gif

    Then don't ask for us to go below the steering wheel ;)


    geez so many rules

    This is starting to make sense of my morning.

    Saw a few guys with eyes closed while driving this morning, did you?

    Just one.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    Instructions unclear. C*** stuck in toaster.

    LMFAO

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