Dear Men: About your eyes....

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  • phuckingbadasscutie
    phuckingbadasscutie Posts: 1,619 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

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    better watch my back now
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    Then don't ask for us to go below the steering wheel ;)


    geez so many rules

    This is starting to make sense of my morning.

    Saw a few guys with eyes closed while driving this morning, did you?

    saw a gal who was driving with her head below steering wheel.....could only see 1 hand on top of the wheel and no idea where the rest of her bodyor head was located.

    Well that sounds like magic!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    And men… please hold the steering wheel with one hand at 2:00 and the other at 9:00…. not 5:00 and 7:00…. :noway:

    pshh.. the only thing worth using two hands on is.....

    handlebars?

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  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Close them when you are kissing.

    Open them when you are driving.

    That is all.

    then keep your head about the steering wheel girls

    Oh_no_you_didn%27t.gif


    better watch my back now
    Dodge-This1.gif

    Then don't ask for us to go below the steering wheel ;)


    geez so many rules

    This is starting to make sense of my morning.

    Saw a few guys with eyes closed while driving this morning, did you?

    saw a gal who was driving with her head below steering wheel.....could only see 1 hand on top of the wheel and no idea where the rest of her bodyor head was located.

    Well that sounds like magic!


    My thoughts exactly
  • Xxoxo
    Xxoxo Posts: 233
    And men… please hold the steering wheel with one hand at 2:00 and the other at 9:00…. not 5:00 and 7:00…. :noway:

    pshh.. the only thing worth using two hands on is.....

    handlebars?

    Get-a-Grip%2521.gif

    who needs hands?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    And men… please hold the steering wheel with one hand at 2:00 and the other at 9:00…. not 5:00 and 7:00…. :noway:

    pshh.. the only thing worth using two hands on is.....

    handlebars?

    Get-a-Grip%2521.gif

    who needs hands?

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    do u live in my neighborhood?
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    And men… please hold the steering wheel with one hand at 2:00 and the other at 9:00…. not 5:00 and 7:00…. :noway:

    pshh.. the only thing worth using two hands on is.....

    handlebars?

    Get-a-Grip%2521.gif

    who needs hands?

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    like a boss
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    I knew one guy who loved to kiss ( and make love) with his eyes open, because he enjoyed the view. And watching the response. Blessings upon him, he taught me a lot .......
    Wowza! Though making love with the eyes open sounds normal to me.

    I was under that impression as well!
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    she seems to have forgot who she was kissing?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    she seems to have forgot who she was kissing?
    She looks like she's going in for that cray cray snipe attack ninja kiss o.o
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    she seems to have forgot who she was kissing?
    She looks like she's going in for that cray cray snipe attack ninja kiss o.o
    she looks like he put his hand somewhere surprising.
  • fauxpunker
    fauxpunker Posts: 59 Member
    But I like crossing my eyes while kissing. It's like autoerotic asphyxiation without the oxygen loss.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    What if you are driving and kissing at the same time?
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Ditto.
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
    Some things can be done by touch alone.... easier to enjoy the sensations without the visual interference... and a kiss is often like that. But otherwise, I think the visual just brings more to the game. Engage ALL the senses.. and dive right in!


    I found this whole thread to be vastly amusing!! :laugh: :noway: :drinker: :blushing:
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
    What could be more annoying than driving 32mph in 35mph zone? That is what women do on the road.

    Are you always in a hurry... to get to where you are going??? Do you never just enjoy the ride?
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    is this what you expect when you open your eyes in the middle of a kiss?

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    Oh my!! Ewww...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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