Oz (The Wizard of...not Doctor...)

_JPunky
_JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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If you could go to Oz and ask the Wizard for anything, what would you ask for?

I'd want a more discerning heart.

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  • Pirate_chick
    Pirate_chick Posts: 1,216 Member
    I want James Franco. lol
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  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    and now I will be singing...


    I could wile away the hours
    Conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain
    And my head I'd be scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain

    I'd unravel any riddle
    For any individ'le
    In trouble or in pain


    But for real I would ask for more confidence
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Nothing. The Wizard has notoriously bad hearing. I have no desire to end up with a ten-inch pianist.
  • WandaMM1
    WandaMM1 Posts: 132 Member
    Unlimited willpower!
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Nothing. The Wizard has notoriously bad hearing. I have no desire to end up with a ten-inch pianist.

    This guy wins the internet.
  • MrJThomasEsq
    MrJThomasEsq Posts: 144 Member
    I would want some of those righteous poppies man. Cause that **** is dope! For reals, look it up!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I want a quick fix that actually works.

    *Yeah, I had to go there. :tongue:
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    A cure for my bad procrastination habit
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    Nothing. The Wizard has notoriously bad hearing. I have no desire to end up with a ten-inch pianist.

    This is why you are one of my favorite people.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    Better self esteem (and maybe better eyes to not see so many flaws)
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  • yellowlemoned
    yellowlemoned Posts: 335 Member
    To instantly zap away the fat I don't want and never have it come back :) You know you'd all take it in a heart beat too
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    Nothing. The Wizard has notoriously bad hearing. I have no desire to end up with a ten-inch pianist.

    Winner!!! :laugh:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Why monkeys keep flying out of my butt?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    i want my two dollars!

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  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    I want a quick fix that actually works.

    *Yeah, I had to go there. :tongue:

    I'm with you, hun!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Giant boobs. Oh, no wait. I meant the ability to fly.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I want the ability to not give a shlt about anything.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    That entire movie is based around the state of kansas. Therefore, it is irrelevant and pointless in my eyes and I don't want anything from any of them. However, I'd love to ask the NCAA to impose the death penalty upon the smurf turkeys in lawrence, ks. That would be my wish.
  • jchap389
    jchap389 Posts: 54
    The ability to be a little more care free and let more things roll off my back!
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    A DeLorean that is capable of time travel:

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  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    World peace of course lol
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    The ability to be content with the blessings I have.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I want James Franco. lol

    but then you wouldn't need to ASK for anything - just kidnap the Wizard and keep him until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in. Right?
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I want James Franco. lol

    :drinker:
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    The lease to the factory where the tin man was made.

    Soon I'd have an army of axe-wielding automatons that would be unstoppable short of explosions and could be resuscitated using a blowtorch and sheet metal.

    Failing that, a big tacky watch would be pretty cool too.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    A cure for my bad procrastination habit

    Maybe later...

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