You walk into a bar, what drink is the person above having?

rum

sex on the beach

Water because shes too young to drink here :P

I'm in the UK and she's legally allowed to drink so I'm gonna say a kopparberg (pear cider)

here, i am legal... sex on a beach

red eye

Chad, I feel like we might be the only ones continuing this thread.. I doubt any normal individuals are up at this hour, at least not by choice!

A proteinshake, cookies n cream flavored ;p

Lemonade

Craft beer