Serious Question

MrsJennaKwasniewski
MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Ok so this is probably going to make people giggle cause thats what farts do but...(no punn in tended) Can you fart out weight? Like, there have been many times that I do not have a bowel movement nor do I find myself using the restroom more often than normal but, I have gas and when I step on the scale there is weight loss???

SO seriously...can you fart out weight loss?
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  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    ...

    what do you think?
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
    ...

    what do you think?

    I mean it doesn't sound reasonable cause its just air to my knowledge but I am not a physician so I dunno maybe it is possible? What is the other reason for the loss if not from the farts? Does it just magically disappear?
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    ...

    what do you think?

    I mean it doesn't sound reasonable cause its just air to my knowledge but I am not a physician so I dunno maybe it is possible? What is the other reason for the loss if not from the farts? Does it just magically disappear?

    You inhale oxygen and breath out water and carbon dioxide. The net effect is that you breath out more mass than you breath in. The opposite happens in plants. Plants gain their mass from taking in carbon dioxide and water and expelling oxygen.

    Farts have nothing to do with anything.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,370 Member
    If that were possible, my brother would be the skinniest man on earth... :laugh:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    ...

    what do you think?

    I mean it doesn't sound reasonable cause its just air to my knowledge but I am not a physician so I dunno maybe it is possible? What is the other reason for the loss if not from the farts? Does it just magically disappear?

    You inhale oxygen and breath out water and carbon dioxide. The net effect is that you breath out more mass than you breath in. The opposite happens in plants. Plants gain their mass from taking in carbon dioxide and water and expelling oxygen.

    Farts have nothing to do with anything.
    Except humor.
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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,370 Member
    ...

    what do you think?

    I mean it doesn't sound reasonable cause its just air to my knowledge but I am not a physician so I dunno maybe it is possible? What is the other reason for the loss if not from the farts? Does it just magically disappear?

    You inhale oxygen and breath out water and carbon dioxide. The net effect is that you breath out more mass than you breath in. The opposite happens in plants. Plants gain their mass from taking in carbon dioxide and water and expelling oxygen.

    Farts have nothing to do with anything.
    Except humor.

    Giggling at farts burns calories AND works stomach muscles!
  • DivineChoices
    DivineChoices Posts: 193 Member

    Giggling at farts burns calories AND works stomach muscles!

    QFT. Let's start giggling!!!
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Sharting, maybe. Farting, no.
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    ...

    what do you think?

    I mean it doesn't sound reasonable cause its just air to my knowledge but I am not a physician so I dunno maybe it is possible? What is the other reason for the loss if not from the farts? Does it just magically disappear?

    You inhale oxygen and breath out water and carbon dioxide. The net effect is that you breath out more mass than you breath in. The opposite happens in plants. Plants gain their mass from taking in carbon dioxide and water and expelling oxygen.

    Farts have nothing to do with anything.
    Except humor.

    Touche
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Sharting, maybe. Farting, no.

    I am sure I just burned 2 calories laughing at this!
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    The new Dr Oz diet pill - makes you fart out all the fat.
  • LuvDarkChocolate
    LuvDarkChocolate Posts: 145 Member
    When my hubby decides to evacuate .....i run like hell. So I do get exercise. The choking part isn't cool tho
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    Come on guys, this is serious business. See the name of the thread? Serious.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Ok so this is probably going to make people giggle cause thats what farts do but...(no punn in tended) Can you fart out weight? Like, there have been many times that I do not have a bowel movement nor do I find myself using the restroom more often than normal but, I have gas and when I step on the scale there is weight loss???

    SO seriously...can you fart out weight loss?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I hope this doesn't stem from this...

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  • LuvDarkChocolate
    LuvDarkChocolate Posts: 145 Member
    Come on guys, this is serious business. See the name of the thread? Serious.

    Very sorry ....:embarassed:
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Are you wobbling when standing farting on the scales OP? This could account for the flatulation in weight?
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    The new Dr Oz diet pill - makes you fart out all the fat.

    Does it cause anal leakage? Because, no.

    Although, that would play into what I was saying about sharting helping you lose weight.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    ...

    what do you think?

    I mean it doesn't sound reasonable cause its just air to my knowledge but I am not a physician so I dunno maybe it is possible? What is the other reason for the loss if not from the farts? Does it just magically disappear?

    You inhale oxygen and breath out water and carbon dioxide. The net effect is that you breath out more mass than you breath in. The opposite happens in plants. Plants gain their mass from taking in carbon dioxide and water and expelling oxygen.

    Farts have nothing to do with anything.
    Except humor.

    Giggling at farts burns calories AND works stomach muscles!
    Your post makes too much sense.
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Are you wobbling when standing farting on the scales OP? This could account for the flatulation in weight?

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  • rosehips60
    rosehips60 Posts: 1,030 Member
    If that were possible, my brother would be the skinniest man on earth... :laugh:

    Along with my husband!
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
    Are you wobbling when standing farting on the scales OP? This could account for the flatulation in weight?

    No...no wobbling here...or sharting (thanks be to God) but it really was a serious question...can't blame me for not knowing where the weight went :-p

    ETA: iPad corrected sharting to shafting...might've been funnier if I didn't change it though huh
  • 1pandabear
    1pandabear Posts: 336 Member
    If that were possible, my brother would be the skinniest man on earth... :laugh:

    Along with my husband!

    hahahahaha
  • Forty6and2
    Forty6and2 Posts: 2,492 Member
    Are you wobbling when standing farting on the scales OP? This could account for the flatulation in weight?

    No...no wobbling here...or sharting (thanks be to God) but it really was a serious question...can't blame me for not knowing where the weight went :-p

    ETA: iPad corrected sharting to shafting...might've been funnier if I didn't change it though huh

    Wait, no shafting? That's no fun.

    btdubs, most of the fat is burned as energy
  • SexiLexi1989
    SexiLexi1989 Posts: 31 Member
    Rotf.....This is as mature as I can get!
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    can't blame me for not knowing where the weight went :-p

    Who should we blame then? :-)

    Your weight went the same way everyone's does, by respiration.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    The new Dr Oz diet pill - makes you fart out all the fat.

    Yup, it comes out like chicken fat.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    You know that weight loss pill, Alli...you should take that and then fart. I guarantee you'll lose weight and a pair of panties.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Oh, man... is this a thread for me. Of course, you can fart out weight! When I'm shopping for a new dress and it's a little too tight, I just rip out a nasty one right there in the store and tah-dah! It fits! Plus, I end up with a date for the night with the guy I ****ted my pants around while buying the dress. Men can't resist a gassy woman.
  • Strokingdiction
    Strokingdiction Posts: 1,164 Member
    If there are skid marks after? Yes.

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