GOD....almighty!!!

watermelon
watermelon Posts: 76 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
:smile: Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

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  • watermelon
    watermelon Posts: 76 Member
    :smile: Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    Things that make ya go hmmmmm:huh: ????
  • metco89
    metco89 Posts: 578 Member
    when God talks to me i call it meditating :flowerforyou:
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
    amen to that!
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    When God talks to me it is called scolding.
  • hnlymark
    hnlymark Posts: 191 Member
    I don't know...and neither do I.
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
    I don't know...and neither do I.

    :laugh:
  • faythe
    faythe Posts: 245 Member
    Because we're all hypocritical and psychotic on the inside! Haha, just kidding.

    Seriously, it's probably because we so seldom expect God to "speak" to us in a way that's directly tangible. He tends to work best with subtly and attentive listeners.
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    I don't know...and neither do I.

    :laugh:

    rotflmbo!
  • OomarianneoO
    OomarianneoO Posts: 689 Member
    I don't know...and neither do I.

    That made me totally LOL. And it was so quiet in the hallway until I did that. Now everyone KNOWS (only speculated before) I'm the weirdo down the hall. Thanks. :tongue:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    I don't know...and neither do I.

    :laugh:

    rotflmbo!

    Oh yeah, all three of me are busting up! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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