Calories in cat meat?

Derpes

Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member

May 2014 edited February 21 in Chit-Chat

I am from the planet Melmac, where cats are a delicacy, as evidenced by my profile photo.

I cannot find "cat" in the MFP database, but I am trying to lose weight.

HALP! Does anyone have nutritional data for felines?

Sincerely,

Gordon Shumway (ALF)

0

Replies

Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member

May 2014

As long as you don't butter them before deep-frying, -2 calories.

0
George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member

May 2014

Catching them takes so long that cats are a negative calorie food.

0
soberlicious Posts: 121 Member

May 2014

the bigger/louder the meow, the more calories. FYI.

0
rikracer61 Posts: 208 Member

May 2014

I eat kitty all the time and never gain any weight! oh wait, you mean cats!? uh... no thanks

0
tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member

May 2014

Meow :P

0
jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

0
ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Still dying

0
rikracer61 Posts: 208 Member

May 2014

Meow :P

here kitty kitty!

0
RabbitLost Posts: 333 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Still dying

I'll bet she likes hers fire-roasted crispy.

0
QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Still dying

I'll bet she likes hers fire-roasted crispy.

I'm afraid to go look, can I get a synopsis?

0
jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Still dying

I'll bet she likes hers fire-roasted crispy.

I'm afraid to go look, can I get a synopsis?

bad lip reading making fun of game of thrones, one of the lines is are you guys enjoying the kitten meat

.....they're just baby cats.....jeeez.....LOL

you're welcome
\m/

0
Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

I think that I just LOL'd mah pants.

0
QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Still dying

I'll bet she likes hers fire-roasted crispy.

I'm afraid to go look, can I get a synopsis?

bad lip reading making fun of game of thrones, one of the lines is are you guys enjoying the kitten meat

.....they're just baby cats.....jeeez.....LOL

you're welcome
\m/

Thank you, anything involving video of eating and cats when using a school district computer tends to make me hesitant....

0
jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Still dying

I'll bet she likes hers fire-roasted crispy.

I'm afraid to go look, can I get a synopsis?

bad lip reading making fun of game of thrones, one of the lines is are you guys enjoying the kitten meat

.....they're just baby cats.....jeeez.....LOL

you're welcome
\m/

Thank you, anything involving video of eating and cats when using a school district computer tends to make me hesitant....

it's in the dialogue, not part of the action, you're safe \m/

0
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member

May 2014

Had Cat back in the early 70's. In some kind of stew. Was either Okinawa or South Korea. It was pretty good, but I wasn't counting calories 40 years ago.

0
_Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Still dying

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * DO you think they should make iPhones for babies, because I do!"

0
jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member

May 2014

not sure but I know the guys from medieval land fun-time world were unable to keep theirs down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ&list=UU67f2Qf7FYhtoUIF4Sf29cA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BiODEobbug

\m/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Still dying

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * DO you think they should make iPhones for babies, because I do!"

I'll give you 4 cents for those vanilla wafers.....uh oh, boy I'll smack you into Friday and it's only Wednesday....yeah run along prince Valiant.....AH!!! \m/

0
soberlicious Posts: 121 Member

May 2014

wish i could see! no youtube at work =

0

This discussion has been closed.

Categories