where are all the singles?

cheekym7
cheekym7 Posts: 570 Member
in Chit-Chat
Just wondering...
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  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    plenty of fish
    ok cupid
    match
    eharmony
    etc, etc, etc...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Out dating and not creeping profiles.
  • peanuttyist
    peanuttyist Posts: 19
    lol...very funny
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    They're right here being stuffed into my thongs.

    glitter-lotions-creams.gif
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
    Here's a single...

    One-dollar-bill-001.jpg
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    catfish.gif

    In their moms' basements.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    th?id=HN.608022968164617910&pid=1.7
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    right heerre home fry
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    right heerre home fry

    She's single because she refuses to smile in her profile photos. Otherwise, she'd have snagged up an MFP hubby (or wifey) by now.
  • Yoshirio
    Yoshirio Posts: 242 Member
    Under my bed.
  • MissObstinatiox
    MissObstinatiox Posts: 275 Member
    I am which leads to the question...why?
    Fancy a date ;)
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    right heerre home fry

    She's single because she refuses to smile in her profile photos. Otherwise, she'd have snagged up an MFP hubby (or wifey) by now.

    as planned
  • MissObstinatiox
    MissObstinatiox Posts: 275 Member
    Besides...Salembambi does not need to smile when she is that beautiful :)
    Just saying....
  • Temesha2014
    Temesha2014 Posts: 1
    hahhahaa... awesome reply!
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    Just wondering...

    they are lurking and watching you right now as you speak
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    right heerre home fry

    She's single because she refuses to smile in her profile photos. Otherwise, she'd have snagged up an MFP hubby (or wifey) by now.

    as planned

    Hey, you made a funny! :smile:
  • sarainiowa
    sarainiowa Posts: 287 Member
    You're on My Fitness Pal, Not My Dating Pal :-)
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    theyre waiting for you on grindr
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    You're on My Hookup Pal, Not My Dating Pal :-)

    FIFY
  • wolf39us
    wolf39us Posts: 163 Member
    at the store

    kraft-singles-american.jpg
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    Spoiler alert, OP... Overly Attached Girlfriend never gets the guy.
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    24415621e621ee7ae977b50c9759ed9f.jpg

    You win the Internet. :laugh:
  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    I_love_to_ride

    He's not exactly single, but he will give you the attention you desire.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    I_love_to_ride

    He's not exactly single, but he will give you the attention you desire.

    THIS wins
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    I_love_to_ride

    He's not exactly single, but he will give you the attention you desire.

    THIS wins

    +1 This definitely wins!!! :laugh:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    They're right here being stuffed into my thongs.

    glitter-lotions-creams.gif

    i like him back on New Girl
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    Besides...Salembambi does not need to smile when she is that beautiful :)
    Just saying....

    :flowerforyou: :love: :blushing: :blushing:
  • I_love_to_ride
    I_love_to_ride Posts: 561
    To HerkMeOff, go **** yourself. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :explode: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    I_love_to_ride

    He's not exactly single, but he will give you the attention you desire.

    I've heard the stories.

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