If the person above me was at my house I would______?

try to steal some of the chocolate

Probably not recognize her

Say, "Put on a shirt!!"

Serve him a beer

@wehave - Make her a nice exotic meal washed down with an expensive cab sav or two and see where that takes us.

Beat him at a game of Foosball

Answer the door dressed as a masseuse and offer her a towel...

Ride shotgun in the truck

Play dress up