You have to ask me nicely.

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Stoshew71
Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
edited February 21 in Chit-Chat
You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there. You gotta ask me nicely.

OK, any more Few Good Men quotes? :-)
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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    She often has no point, thats part of her charm
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Are you Markinson?
    No.
    I'm not Markinson. That's two down.
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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Markinson is gone, there is no Markinson!
  • Cali_Chica
    Cali_Chica Posts: 895 Member
    "Surely, you can't be serious."

    " I am serious and don't call me Shirley."
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    She's gonna make coffee. That's nice!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    You aint nothin but a hound dog.....
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    And the hits keep on coming.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Oh, spare me the psycho babble father bull****...


    I have actually used this line in real life :)
  • morehealthymatt
    morehealthymatt Posts: 208 Member
    Well, sir, like everybody else, I just followed the crowd at chow time, sir.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant: the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I'm aware of are my commanding officer, Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, and the Lord our God.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Son your ego's writing checks your body cant cash...
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    An argument that didn't work for Calley at My Lai, an argument that didn't work for the Nazis at Nuremberg.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    The Goverrment of the United States wants to charge you two with murder. You want me to go to the prosecutor with unit, corps, god, country?
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    No, I like all you Navy boys. Everytime we gotta go some place to fight, you fellas always give us a ride.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Why are you always giving me your resume
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I was just gonna tell you to wear matching socks
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I was expecting someone older. So was I
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Aunt Ginni....you're Aunt Ginni?
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    One more and I get a set of steak knives.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Yes, as to say, "Look Pa, a mailbox".
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    Oh, hah, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think Dramamine will help.
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    He really does think better with that bat
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I thought this was going to be about backdoor fun, not going to lie.
  • disneygallagirl
    disneygallagirl Posts: 515 Member
    Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    Commander Galloway, why don't you get yourself a cup of coffee.
    Thank you, sir, I'm fine.
    Commander, I'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back.
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
    I got some oregano I hear that works pretty good.
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